SPACE OLYMPICS DAY 1

[theyear3022]

SPACE OLYMPICS
DAY 1
This morning (if your mun opted you in), you find yourself on a distant planet! For some reason you are human (if you weren't already), and wearing a shiny silver jumpsuit. Outside the windows you can see a skyline of red plateaus, a green sky, and strange air and vegetation.

YOU'RE A WINNER!

Welcome to the Space Olympics of the year 3022! Signs scattered helpfully around the futuristic complex identify your location as the Athletes' Village, on the planet Zargon. Other signs warn you not to go outside, since the air isn't breathable.

Still other signs, hastily printed out and taped to the walls, direct athletes to important locations...

CHECK-IN
DRUG TESTS (MANDATORY!!!)
LODGING
OOC: Info Post | Roster

Comments

[whichwayyoulean]

[Please, the Once-ler once owned the freaking WORLD. He'll have a drink from the mini bar if he wants]

...Wow these are the tiniest bottles. You can not get drunk on these things, not even if you made like, the worlds worst cocktail.

[ino]

[guess who's opening your door with a bunch of tiny bottles in her arms]

Oh good, you're here. [she was going to hang out in here even if he wasn't, but, you know, now it's less creepy]

[whichwayyoulean]

[Ino, this is why you are a wonderful human being. Even with the slightly unintentional creepiness ]

Yeah, well. I figured I could try to hole up in here until the madness stops.

...Long shot, I know, but I'll try anyway.

[Then!] Oh hey, you've got the little bottles too.

[Little bottles + more little bottles = more alcohol!]

[ino]

[she dumps the bottles on the bed]

Yeah, I figured if we combined more than one room's worth, someone might actually get tipsy.

[whichwayyoulean]

[That brings a smile to his face]

Now that's a plan I can get behind. It's got to be better than whatever this place wants us to do.

[ino]

[she looks mildly surprised]

Wow, you actually want to get drunk?

[yes, she was thinking she'd have to peer pressure him into it LMFAO]

[whichwayyoulean]

[He wanders over, adding his little stack of bottles to the pile]

It's not like I haven't done it before, Ino. [He gives her sly smile] I'm not completely sheltered, y'know.

[ino]

I didn't say that. [she folds her arms across her chest] Oh well, whatever. Do we know anyone else who's willing to contribute?

[whichwayyoulean]

[He gives a shrug]

I don't know who else is here. I just found my room as soon as I could and holed himself up in here.

Threadjack if that's all right

[wizard_redfive]

[Dairine leans into the room like the creepy neighbor she is.]

You guys can have mine if you want.

go for it 8)

[ino]

Of course you did ...

[sighs, turning to look at who just popped in]

Oh! Hey, Dairine. Sure, if you're willing to contribute ... [squints at her though. is she old enough to get drunk even ...]

aww yeaah

[whichwayyoulean]

[Oh it's the creepy child]

Aren't you a little young to be drinking? [It's ok, Ino, he'll ask for you. What is this subtlety of which you speak?]

[wizard_redfive]

[Subtlety is overrated. Dairine gives Once a good old-fashioned look.]

Who said I would be drinking? I'm just offering my room's share, as this hotel doesn't seem to have an underage drinking policy.

[ino]

Oh.

[she looks a little relieved] Well, thanks, then. We're gonna need all the tiny bottles we can get, I think ...

[whichwayyoulean]

Good, I'd hate to be encouraging that sort of thing.

[He shrugs] Maybe they're in other rooms too. Does Gale have any?

[wizard_redfive]

No problem. They might as well get some use.

And don't worry, Once. I wouldn't listen to you if you did. [She smiles and gives him a thumbs-up.]