Best loss ever... of all time.

[originalcopy]

[heard faintly in the background]  Woo-hoo!  This is fuckin' awesome!

[Filtered to York]

Hey, you up for that Pizza?  Guess who's finally got a working digestive system!

[/filter]

[Filtered to South]

Are you ready to shoot at ducks yet, or are we doing all our post kid cussing indoors?

[/filter]

[Dictated at a normal volume.  He hopes you appreciate this Mal.]

Oh hey,  what's up  Paradisa...

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, ass, tits, turd, twat.

I don't know about the rest of you but I certainly feel better.

Comments

[mal_addict]

...You sound awfully chipper.

[originalcopy]

Guess I just woke up on the right side of the bed.

[Because sleeping is a thing can actually do now.]

[mal_addict]

And drank an entire liquor cabinet?

[originalcopy]

Pfft. I'm saving that for later.

Believe it or not, right now I'm completely sober.

[He plans on fixing that problem though]

[mal_addict]

...Wow so this is a completely regular sort of happy.

[originalcopy]

Well, it's not often I get good news around here.

[mal_addict]

So what is your good news?

[originalcopy]

You mean other than getting to say whatever the hell I feel like again?

[Yeah, sorry Mal but he's not sharing his personal state of "undeath" just yet.]

[mal_addict]

[She can respect that, yep. Secrets are important]

Well, in that case, do carry on enjoying yourself.

[originalcopy]

You know what, I just might.

Especially now that I have your permission.

[mal_addict]

Having my permission is the most important part.

[originalcopy]

Clearly.