cantacquityou: IchibanDasai (This is of utmost faggatory proportions!)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-23 08:13 pm

Case #04 - Playing with their sticks and balls.

 [Today's a relatively warmer day than usual, and there's one defense attorney outside on the grounds, teaching his prosecutor friend how to have a little outdoor fun... One accidentally kicks the journal open:]

 

...These balls are rather filthy...

Did you seriously expect me to wash my balls before playing with them? They're only going to get dirty again.

This wood could certainly stand to be a bit harder... [squeezes it]

Hey, this is quality wood!  It's good and thick.. Anyway, make sure you get a nice, firm grip on the base...

...Just listen to you, talking to me as though I have no experience. I have done this at least once before, I assure you.

Then you know how it works, right?  If you're fast enough, you'll get to fourth base. That's when you score, Big Time

[Pauses] ...Does this come in a shorter size? I might hurt you with it.

[Laughs] I don't mind a little pain! It's more fun if someone gets hurt, don't you think?

Do we not require some sort of protection for this?

We're just fooling around a little.  I think we'll be okay.

...How is this supposed to get me to 'loosen up,' exactly?

 

 

[...Yep. Just as you thought... Baseball. Care to come and play? Or just be a voyeur. Whatever. Open.]

takethat: Phoenix sweating and frowning. (irritated)

action all the way

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Outside activity is good for your mind and body! Come on! Just try to have fun, would you?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (sigh puff)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyeroll]

Just stay there and I'm going to go throw the ball to you. Okay?

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modernholmes: (soccer 2)

[Action]

[personal profile] modernholmes 2012-02-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who is outside kicking around a soccerball today? He gives this scene the consideration it deserves, before shaking his head.]

Soccer is better.
modernholmes: (books)

[personal profile] modernholmes 2012-02-25 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He kicks his ball off the top of his foot and begins bouncing it off his head.]

It's fun, right? I've always liked soccer better.

JACKING

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asdf sorry ;;

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soccerwhisperer: (only you and soccer understand me)

dictated

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
You know, if you play soccer, you'd only need one ball!
takethat: Phoenix scratching his left ear with his forefinger and glancing off to the side. (umm....)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I played soccer for a while when I was a kid... but I doubt I remember any of it now.

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heal_theworld: (hair flair)

[personal profile] heal_theworld 2012-02-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Martel is actually sitting in a tree near the edge of the grounds. A very tall tree. She wanted to see if she still had her climbing skills. She's watching Edgeworth and his friend play...whatever they're playing, before calling down to them.]

Miles, what are you doing?
heal_theworld: (smile)

[personal profile] heal_theworld 2012-02-24 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a lot of people do. [She smiles.] Who's your friend?

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doublethefun: (the fuck is this)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[there /was/ a pony innocently taking a nap on a bit of low hanging cloud. The noise woke her up and as she drowsily listened to the banter, her face slowly got redder and redder. Good thing her coat is so dark.

And when she can't stand it anymore, she pops her head over the edge of the cloud.]


We most strongly request that you two procure a room in which -

[...huh.] Miles Edgeworth?
doublethefun: (cloudy)

ahaha. Couldn't resist.

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[One good thing about humans? Their penchant for clothes. It makes it extremely easy to figure what's /not/ going on. Hopefully. Maybe.

...

...Yeah. She's still hanging over the edge of the cloud, wondering if it's safe to go down there.]


Whatever art thou doing?

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stalkershiki: (Blank)

dictated

[personal profile] stalkershiki 2012-02-24 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[And thus, the fifteen-year-old Shiki Misaki obtained a blush that would tint her cheeks red for the rest of her life.]

Hey listen I'm not biased or homophobic or anything but if you're actually going to do that can you please shut the journal I mean there are kids here who probably shouldn't hear that...

And you probably should use a condom...

And where are you guys and can I watch?

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teds_out: (unborn son i am disappoint)

[personal profile] teds_out 2012-02-24 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, seriously, guys, now you're just trying too hard to make it sound dirty.

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youhavebeenflynned: (Upset or shouting)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Harry stares at the words which appears on his journal. It doesn't take long for him to wrap his head around it and make (the wrong) assumptions. Harry doesn't have anything against that kind of people. He doesn't really care about it as it hardly affects him in any way. Although he's not tempted to try it himself. But recording that and send it over the journals are out of the order.]

Excuse me but, what the fuck are you two doing?

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thetrudger: (hehehe)

Dictated

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Listening to this....Giggling a little. Interesting, he didn't know Phoenix swung that way. He clears his throat.]

Perhaps that talk is best left for the bedroom, my friend. And with the journal closed?

You should, however, introduce me to your significant other sometime.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (HORROR)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
....what? What?? What are you talking about, Geoff?!

OMG /dies

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/SOB FOREVER SOB SOB

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LOL GEOFF

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atadiscoverer: (innocentdile)

[personal profile] atadiscoverer 2012-02-26 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[There is something watching you two. It's a little, blue croca-thingy.

And it has a journal open in front of it.]

Totodile?

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