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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-23 08:13 pm

Case #04 - Playing with their sticks and balls.

 [Today's a relatively warmer day than usual, and there's one defense attorney outside on the grounds, teaching his prosecutor friend how to have a little outdoor fun... One accidentally kicks the journal open:]

 

...These balls are rather filthy...

Did you seriously expect me to wash my balls before playing with them? They're only going to get dirty again.

This wood could certainly stand to be a bit harder... [squeezes it]

Hey, this is quality wood!  It's good and thick.. Anyway, make sure you get a nice, firm grip on the base...

...Just listen to you, talking to me as though I have no experience. I have done this at least once before, I assure you.

Then you know how it works, right?  If you're fast enough, you'll get to fourth base. That's when you score, Big Time

[Pauses] ...Does this come in a shorter size? I might hurt you with it.

[Laughs] I don't mind a little pain! It's more fun if someone gets hurt, don't you think?

Do we not require some sort of protection for this?

We're just fooling around a little.  I think we'll be okay.

...How is this supposed to get me to 'loosen up,' exactly?

 

 

[...Yep. Just as you thought... Baseball. Care to come and play? Or just be a voyeur. Whatever. Open.]

takethat: Phoenix sweating and frowning. (irritated)

action all the way

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Outside activity is good for your mind and body! Come on! Just try to have fun, would you?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (sigh puff)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyeroll]

Just stay there and I'm going to go throw the ball to you. Okay?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (c:)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
...okay.

[He walks some distance away and does just that--flinging the ball at Edgeworth. He's not awful, but he's certainly not good at it, either. It's the spirit that counts, right?]
takethat: Phoenix with a blank expression. (dot dot dot)

1/2

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (geez)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're supposed to hit it... I thought you said you'd done this before.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (hnng)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's not really the same... ...anyway, just throw it back to me, okay?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (ehhh)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Catches it]

Try to hit it this time...

[Throws it again. Underhand. Like he's throwing to a little kid.]
takethat: Phoenix laughing heartily, looking very friendly and joyous. (laughing so much!)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Runs over to pick up the ball, laughing all the while.]

There you go, that's a start!
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (grinning)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hit it so that it goes flying! And then you run around the bases... like we talked about. If I catch it after you hit it, you're out.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (unamused)

i need so many irritated icons for you /luv

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[O NO U DIDNT]

Yes. You have to run. It's good for you.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (i'm so cute in a scarf)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Try again!

[Persistent! He throws the ball yet again.]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (genuine smile)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
You'll get it. It takes practice. I'm not very good at it, myself, but I did used to play for a little while way back in middle school...

[Throws again]
takethat: Phoenix laughing heartily, looking very friendly and joyous. (laughing so much!)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He tries not to laugh.

Really.

But he's cracking up anyway.]



...okay! Well that happens too... Sometimes... Why don't you try throwing instead?

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