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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-23 08:13 pm

Case #04 - Playing with their sticks and balls.

 [Today's a relatively warmer day than usual, and there's one defense attorney outside on the grounds, teaching his prosecutor friend how to have a little outdoor fun... One accidentally kicks the journal open:]

 

...These balls are rather filthy...

Did you seriously expect me to wash my balls before playing with them? They're only going to get dirty again.

This wood could certainly stand to be a bit harder... [squeezes it]

Hey, this is quality wood!  It's good and thick.. Anyway, make sure you get a nice, firm grip on the base...

...Just listen to you, talking to me as though I have no experience. I have done this at least once before, I assure you.

Then you know how it works, right?  If you're fast enough, you'll get to fourth base. That's when you score, Big Time

[Pauses] ...Does this come in a shorter size? I might hurt you with it.

[Laughs] I don't mind a little pain! It's more fun if someone gets hurt, don't you think?

Do we not require some sort of protection for this?

We're just fooling around a little.  I think we'll be okay.

...How is this supposed to get me to 'loosen up,' exactly?

 

 

[...Yep. Just as you thought... Baseball. Care to come and play? Or just be a voyeur. Whatever. Open.]

soccerwhisperer: (only you and soccer understand me)

dictated

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
You know, if you play soccer, you'd only need one ball!
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[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I played soccer for a while when I was a kid... but I doubt I remember any of it now.
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[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
But baseball also needs a bat or two, and there's no limits on how you play soccer, just as long as you have a soccer ball.
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[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you're playing a match.
soccerwhisperer: (only you and soccer understand me)

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Or with a couple of friends.
soccerwhisperer: (math what is that)

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I just met him, but yes, how did you know?
soccerwhisperer: (only you and soccer understand me)

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean that we both love soccer, right?
soccerwhisperer: (math what is that)

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? He's with you guys right now?
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[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Where are you guys right now? I want to join in!
soccerwhisperer: soccer wears the pants in the relationship okay (why does soccer hurt so much)

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-24 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, how could I forget? I almost crashed into one of those thorny bushes.
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[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2012-02-25 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, thanks! [ZOOM]