cantacquityou: IchibanDasai (This is of utmost faggatory proportions!)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-23 08:13 pm

Case #04 - Playing with their sticks and balls.

 [Today's a relatively warmer day than usual, and there's one defense attorney outside on the grounds, teaching his prosecutor friend how to have a little outdoor fun... One accidentally kicks the journal open:]

 

...These balls are rather filthy...

Did you seriously expect me to wash my balls before playing with them? They're only going to get dirty again.

This wood could certainly stand to be a bit harder... [squeezes it]

Hey, this is quality wood!  It's good and thick.. Anyway, make sure you get a nice, firm grip on the base...

...Just listen to you, talking to me as though I have no experience. I have done this at least once before, I assure you.

Then you know how it works, right?  If you're fast enough, you'll get to fourth base. That's when you score, Big Time

[Pauses] ...Does this come in a shorter size? I might hurt you with it.

[Laughs] I don't mind a little pain! It's more fun if someone gets hurt, don't you think?

Do we not require some sort of protection for this?

We're just fooling around a little.  I think we'll be okay.

...How is this supposed to get me to 'loosen up,' exactly?

 

 

[...Yep. Just as you thought... Baseball. Care to come and play? Or just be a voyeur. Whatever. Open.]

doublethefun: (the fuck is this)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[there /was/ a pony innocently taking a nap on a bit of low hanging cloud. The noise woke her up and as she drowsily listened to the banter, her face slowly got redder and redder. Good thing her coat is so dark.

And when she can't stand it anymore, she pops her head over the edge of the cloud.]


We most strongly request that you two procure a room in which -

[...huh.] Miles Edgeworth?
doublethefun: (cloudy)

ahaha. Couldn't resist.

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[One good thing about humans? Their penchant for clothes. It makes it extremely easy to figure what's /not/ going on. Hopefully. Maybe.

...

...Yeah. She's still hanging over the edge of the cloud, wondering if it's safe to go down there.]


Whatever art thou doing?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (genuine smile)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods to Luna and waves.]

Just teaching Edgeworth how to have a little fun...
doublethefun: (definitely not l'oreal)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[oh good. Wonderful. She wings her way down to the ground.

Looking at Edgeworth.]


Nay, I was not disturbed at all. [lies, but there's no way she's gonna say it] I have been sleeping overmuch of late.

[To Phoenix:] I thought I recognized thy voice. Thou art afraid of heights, yes?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (blushing laugh)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, that's me... I don't like heights or falling from them.
doublethefun: (nometh)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[welp, maybe he can still redeem himself in her eyes and give her something else to remember him by.]

What type of game are you playing?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (thinking)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, well...



One person throws a ball at another person, and the second person has to hit it with a stick and then run around the bases.

[Never let anyone call you eloquent, Phoenix...]
doublethefun: (your modern ways confuse me)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[...yeah no. This redemption thing isn't going very well.

A blink.]


I do not see the point of this game.
takethat: Phoenix sweating profusely. (sweat sweat)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
The point is to win, like in any other game...
doublethefun: (applejack)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-24 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[a slight headtilt]

Does one accumulate points?
takethat: Phoenix sweating profusely. (sweat sweat)

this IS the extent of my knowledge about baseball LOL

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-24 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
W-well... when you run around all the bases and get back to home base, you get one point.... which is called a run, but it's really the same thing as a point. If you hit the ball and someone catches it, you're out. And uh... if you're playing with a full team and someone tags you with the ball before you get to a base, then you're also out.



...does that make sense?
doublethefun: (well you see...)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-25 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[there's just a stretch of silence as he finishes.]

Perhaps thou canst demonstrate this 'baseball.'

[might be a better solution]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (not happy)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
...fine, okay...

[Stepping back, getting ready to throw the ball again]
doublethefun: (cloudy)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-25 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[and she happily takes a seat on the grass, unaware of how much you guys suck]
doublethefun: (teehee)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-02-25 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[there might be a choked sort of noise. Something akin to somepony trying to suppress a giggle.]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (Default)

just putting this where it goes shhhh

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, throw it back--we'll try again.

[Glancing at Luna]

So, if we were better at this and had a whole team, there would be other people running around doing stuff, and taking turns hitting, but... it's just the two of us, so this is sort of a condensed version.

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 04:03 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 04:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 04:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 04:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 04:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 04:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 05:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 05:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 05:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 05:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 05:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 05:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 05:26 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 05:43 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 05:44 (UTC) - Expand

/sob

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 05:57 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 06:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:36 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:43 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 06:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 07:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 07:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 07:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 07:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 07:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 07:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 07:52 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 07:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 07:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] doublethefun - 2012-02-25 08:05 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] takethat - 2012-02-25 20:41 (UTC) - Expand