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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-23 08:13 pm

Case #04 - Playing with their sticks and balls.

 [Today's a relatively warmer day than usual, and there's one defense attorney outside on the grounds, teaching his prosecutor friend how to have a little outdoor fun... One accidentally kicks the journal open:]

 

...These balls are rather filthy...

Did you seriously expect me to wash my balls before playing with them? They're only going to get dirty again.

This wood could certainly stand to be a bit harder... [squeezes it]

Hey, this is quality wood!  It's good and thick.. Anyway, make sure you get a nice, firm grip on the base...

...Just listen to you, talking to me as though I have no experience. I have done this at least once before, I assure you.

Then you know how it works, right?  If you're fast enough, you'll get to fourth base. That's when you score, Big Time

[Pauses] ...Does this come in a shorter size? I might hurt you with it.

[Laughs] I don't mind a little pain! It's more fun if someone gets hurt, don't you think?

Do we not require some sort of protection for this?

We're just fooling around a little.  I think we'll be okay.

...How is this supposed to get me to 'loosen up,' exactly?

 

 

[...Yep. Just as you thought... Baseball. Care to come and play? Or just be a voyeur. Whatever. Open.]

youhavebeenflynned: (Upset or shouting)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Harry stares at the words which appears on his journal. It doesn't take long for him to wrap his head around it and make (the wrong) assumptions. Harry doesn't have anything against that kind of people. He doesn't really care about it as it hardly affects him in any way. Although he's not tempted to try it himself. But recording that and send it over the journals are out of the order.]

Excuse me but, what the fuck are you two doing?
youhavebeenflynned: (Default)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh, doesn't sound like it. It sounds more like you're giving each other handjobs, mate. [Smirks.]
youhavebeenflynned: (Smirk and cocky)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Harry smirks back. Looks like he got quite the reaction there.]

Oh yeah, I am. If you read back on your previous conversation with that guy you'll see for yourself. I didn't know you swung that way...

[Clears throat.]

Well, I for one don't. But I accept people who do. It takes balls. [...pun not intended.]
youhavebeenflynned: (Smirk and cocky)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Harry quite enjoys tormenting someone like this.]

Why not? You seem to know what to do, judging from that conversation. [Smug grin.]
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Re: 1.00

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. Perhaps you should think about what you say next time, ey mate?
youhavebeenflynned: (Michevious or good mood)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You suggest I got a dirty mind? [Smirks.] Any school boy can make those assumptions based upon what you said. Innuendos are easy to decipher.
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[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raises his eyebrow.] What kind of sport are you two playing, mate?

youhavebeenflynned: (Smile)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah baseball. That's an good old English game. [Harry smiles.] I played some baseball when I was young, mostly with my pa and older brother. I can think about joining. Do you got enough equipment for more than one player?
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[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. So where are you?
youhavebeenflynned: (Smile)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I think I can find my way over there.

[Harry leaves the castle and walks out into the grounds. After some time he finds his way over to the spot where the guys are. He gives them a nod.]

I'm Harry Flynn, we spoke over the journal. I heard you played baseball?
youhavebeenflynned: (Smile)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2012-02-24 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello guys. [Nods.]

[Harry then takes up a bat and balances it in his hand. Satisfied with the weight he holds it up and makes some swings.]

Shall we start?

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