cantacquityou: IchibanDasai (This is of utmost faggatory proportions!)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-23 08:13 pm

Case #04 - Playing with their sticks and balls.

 [Today's a relatively warmer day than usual, and there's one defense attorney outside on the grounds, teaching his prosecutor friend how to have a little outdoor fun... One accidentally kicks the journal open:]

 

...These balls are rather filthy...

Did you seriously expect me to wash my balls before playing with them? They're only going to get dirty again.

This wood could certainly stand to be a bit harder... [squeezes it]

Hey, this is quality wood!  It's good and thick.. Anyway, make sure you get a nice, firm grip on the base...

...Just listen to you, talking to me as though I have no experience. I have done this at least once before, I assure you.

Then you know how it works, right?  If you're fast enough, you'll get to fourth base. That's when you score, Big Time

[Pauses] ...Does this come in a shorter size? I might hurt you with it.

[Laughs] I don't mind a little pain! It's more fun if someone gets hurt, don't you think?

Do we not require some sort of protection for this?

We're just fooling around a little.  I think we'll be okay.

...How is this supposed to get me to 'loosen up,' exactly?

 

 

[...Yep. Just as you thought... Baseball. Care to come and play? Or just be a voyeur. Whatever. Open.]

thetrudger: (hehehe)

Dictated

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Listening to this....Giggling a little. Interesting, he didn't know Phoenix swung that way. He clears his throat.]

Perhaps that talk is best left for the bedroom, my friend. And with the journal closed?

You should, however, introduce me to your significant other sometime.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (HORROR)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
....what? What?? What are you talking about, Geoff?!
thetrudger: (grin)

OMG /dies

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He raises his voice so the other man can hear.]

Perhaps you two should make love a little quieter? And with the journal closed!
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (dundunnnn)

/SOB FOREVER SOB SOB

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Make love?!? We're not--! Geoff! No! That's not what's happening at all!
thetrudger: (happy)

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's all right. You could have told me earlier.

Anyway, go have fun. [He raises his voice again, speaking to Miles.] Careful with Phoenix! Don't be too rough!
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (gasp)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
We're playing baseball, Geoff! Baseball!!

[This is the voice of a desperate man.]
thetrudger: (chauc)

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Lord help me, I did not need to know that. But whatever is your fancy, I suppose.

[Squints. Then chuckles. Too bad he doesn't know what baseball is~]

That's a creative name for it.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (crying)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's a sport! You play it outside! Kids play it!

[He's trying... he really is...]
thetrudger: (laugh)

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughing. So hard.]

I suppose kids do. I know what sex is, Phoenix. You don't have to explain it to me. Or tell me that you do it outside.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (pout)

LOL GEOFF

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
No!

[He just can't. He just can't muster any more than "no." And a whimper.]
thetrudger: (Behold!)

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry! I think I embarrassed him. Anyone can tell how sexually charged that conversation was though. Perhaps you two should take care of that now, hmm?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (humiliated)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Now do you see?!?
thetrudger: (Listen to me!)

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
What? It's obvious from what I heard that you two are attracted to each other.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (distraught head-in-hands)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
That isn't the case at all... Geoff, you've got to believe me. You're just misunderstanding what you heard.
thetrudger: (Geoffrey)

[personal profile] thetrudger 2012-02-25 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Phoenix. You can't talk about your balls and wood without me knowing what you're talking about.

I don't care if you are in love with a man. That doesn't bother me at all. You're my friend, no matter what.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (sigh puff)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-25 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I'd like to know!



[Grumble; then back to Geoff again]

That's very nice of you to say, Geoff, but I'm not in love with a man.

[just in ambiguous like with one lolololol]

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