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stephanie brown

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Dear journal,

I'm sorry I abandoned you for so long. For some reason, losing my voice really made me miss aimlessly talking into this thing. My penmanship has gone down the drain. It used to be so cute.

Anyway, let's see... I've turned twenty-three since my last entry, and I've hit the six month mark with a certain dork. Not too shabby, but it seems like Paradisa is having one of those mood swings. It loves raining on parades.

[An soft sigh.]

Condolences to anyone that lost someone lately. We'll get the hang of it one day.

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What is it with people not announcing their birthdays? Seesh, how are you going to get presents if you don't do that?

We were busy! And then it didn't seem relevant anymore until I just randomly decided to bring it up!

Yeah please don't specify anything past 'busy', that's wandering into TMI territory.

So. What do you want? For your birthday?

Oh my god, you people! I'm not going to blab about that on here.

... but now that you mention it, I could always use a new sweater. Hint hint.

You'd be surprised what people talk about on the journals.

Okay, one sweater coming up. Any particular colour?

Alv would have a heart attack. I don't think he'd appreciate that much.

Did we forget what my favorite color is?

Pretty sure no one would appreciate a heart attack.

Hey, maybe today you felt like a rainbow coloured one.

Purple, red, then green. For the record.

I totally did not forget that.

Uh huh. And don't try mixing them all together, that just looks wrong.

Now you're just giving me a challenge.

And I definitely don't like penguins.

Especially penguins fighting whales.

...Wow that's freakishly specific.

Didn't you say you wanted a challenge?

A challenge is more 'I grew an extra head and half an arm'.

But it was my birthday, Once...

You might have grown extra limbs while you gained a year in age. That could be a thing that might have happened.

Uhh. Does that happen where you're from?

Not to humans.

I'm pretty sure I'm human. With the right amount of limbs. Don't make any alterations to any sweaters on my behalf, Once...

Not even a hidden third armhole just in case?

That would be one drafty sweater.

Not if you grew a third arm.

I'm gonna beat you with my third limb if I suddenly grow one.

Gosh, suddenly so violent about gift giving, Steph.