Theresa "Tess" Servopoulos (
dog_eat_dog) wrote in
paradisa2013-10-06 07:59 pm
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EIGHTH SHOT
[Dictated quite cheerfully:]
Wish me happy birthday, people, I'm 40 years old today and therefore officially old.
Wish me happy birthday, people, I'm 40 years old today and therefore officially old.
Action
Inside, there is a plastic bag of dog shit with a bow on it.
Molotov might be a blubbering, non-functional mess, but she still hates you, Tessie-pie. ]
Action
Ew, says she from a time with old and struggling sanitation systems and streets lined with garbage and waste. What a forgettably minor inconvenience.
GARBAGE DISPOSAL TIME.]