dog_eat_dog: (why are you so petrified of silence)
Theresa "Tess" Servopoulos ([personal profile] dog_eat_dog) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-10-06 07:59 pm
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EIGHTH SHOT

[Dictated quite cheerfully:]

Wish me happy birthday, people, I'm 40 years old today and therefore officially old.
molotov: (ink.)

Action

[personal profile] molotov 2013-10-07 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometime later, a ghost knocks on Tess's door and leaves a beautifully wrapped gift for her. Happy Birthday!, the tag says.

Inside, there is a plastic bag of dog shit with a bow on it.

Molotov might be a blubbering, non-functional mess, but she still hates you, Tessie-pie. ]