Mar. 4th, 2014

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[Well, it's been a month. Slightly over a month, actually, but Brock can't help that. He's not in charge of when the castle decides to wig out. If he were, it'd happen a whole lot less, rest assured.

So, he's dictating to the pages in his usual hyper-blasé tone.]

Alright, that was a load of fun.

Look -- for those of you who don't me, I'm Brock. I've been here an extra long time, and I've seen a lot of bull happen, and I'm getting kinda bored of just letting it happen, you know what I mean?

A real long time ago, we had this thing called 'Peace Patrol'... if any of you guys remember it, don't worry. It was dumb as all hell and I'm not real keen on repeating that embarrassing mistake. But I think it's about time we formed some kind of defense force, right? Peace Patrol was all about policing each other, which is dumb for a lot of reasons, but long story short -- we need to start protecting each other from the castle and all the crap it throws at us on a, like, monthly basis.

[There is a brief pause. That was a lot of words. In the silence, there's the clink of a metal lighter and then an audible exhale.]

So. I ain't offering to be, like, 'Supreme Commander' or anything stupid like that. If you got more military training than me, freakin' go for it. I am offering to teach you guys non-lethal takedown methods in case your best friend tries to eat your face or something. Self-defense, how to analyze a threat, how to barricade, how to throw a punch -- whatever you want.

I don't do guns. So you'll need to get somebody else for that.

I've had a couple students before, but I'm thinking large-scale, here. So if you know any kind of offensive or defensive skill, let me know and I'll see if I can hook you up with somebody.

[A pause.] Uh, I guess I should mention if you wanna learn stuff just to hurt people, I'll probably just kill you. So. There's that.

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Mar. 4th, 2014 03:15 pm
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So you know how there was that room with the different seasons in it? Well, now it's a whole tower and it's all four seasons. You can have a picnic, go for a swim at the beach, go for a walk in the fall leaves, and then go build a snowman all in the same day. How about that?

If only we could pick what season we felt like experiencing every day...

Does anybody have a favorite? I'm not sure what I want to do first.


Mar. 4th, 2014 07:14 pm
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[ There is a hint of annoyance in Silvas tone ... the nightmares he'd recently suffered seemed very real. In fact more so then they usually did. He can usually be cold and calcuating when it comes to the castles shinanagans but reliving his time in captivity? reliving the beatings, the waterboardings, the constant screams of his fellow prisoners?

Totally did not want Paradisa! ]

As much as I appreciate the grand castle makeover ... I was looking to get a general consecus amongst my fellow sleepwalkers.

Shall we all just pretend that never happened? I mean what is the typical coping mechanism for dealing with unfortunate events such as our latest one?


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January 2015