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Son Goku • 孫悟空 ([personal profile] goldencirclet) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-05-07 09:00 pm
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nineteen meatbuns -dictated-

[With all this fairy tail stuff going on, the only thing Goku got out of it was;]

I thought a Golden Egg was where babies came from. Like, when two people love each other real much an' they stay a real long time together, a Golden Egg falls from Heaven an' there's a baby in it.

That's what Ten-chan's story book said.

[Pause]

There's a lotta kids in the Castle. D'ya all wanna play some time? Ken said we could play soccer, an' I would like t'know what that is.
eat_me_beat_me: (oh really.)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2012-05-10 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. That's... not exactly how it works... at least, not in other worlds.
eat_me_beat_me: (unthrilled)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2012-05-16 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a choking noise as she nearly spits soda all over the journal]

How do... Uh... Goku, I'm really not sure if I should be telling you about all that...
eat_me_beat_me: (fucking kidding me)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2012-05-16 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, no... but... it's just... [sigh] Not something I ever thought I'd be explaining to a kid.
eat_me_beat_me: (tough to listen to)

LOL ALL THE AWKWARD

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2012-05-18 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No. It's just... uh... [sigh]

Alright. Let me see if I can do this. Um. So, you know how you were born from a rock? That's not how it happens on my world... and most worlds, probably.

It starts when a man and a woman love each other very much... [She pauses, facepalming] Oh god I don't know if I can do this...
eat_me_beat_me: (im in ur house stealin ur words)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2012-05-23 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She gives half a thought to stopping right there and walking away. But... if Goku were to ask Geoff or someone else... oh man what would they tell this poor kid. Or god forbid he ask MARK. He'd probably have a stroke and keel over.]

No... no you asked. And I think that it'd probably be better coming from me than some of the other people here that you could ask.

[oh god oh god oh god oh god what is she doing what is this what is her liiiiiiiiife?!]

So, uh, yeah, a man and woman love each other very much and decide they want to have a baby... or are just stupid and don't do anything to keep it from happening... [ahem] they, uh, have sex... [AAAAAAAAWHYYYYYYYYY Yeah moving RIGHT along in the hopes that he doesn't ask her to explain what sex is.] The woman gets pregnant and the baby grows inside her for 9 months before she gives birth.

[Oh god please let that be it.]
eat_me_beat_me: (Blackjack)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2012-05-24 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[She FACEPALMS]

No, no. Um. Something from the daddy and something from the mommy come together inside her and the baby grows from that. It doesn't just appear or show up. It grows until it's big enough to live outside its mother. A lot of animals have babies the same way.
eat_me_beat_me: (wtf am I reading)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2012-05-26 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... something like that, yeah.

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jammin_with_ed: (:D)

[personal profile] jammin_with_ed 2012-05-10 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward will play!
jammin_with_ed: (:D)

[personal profile] jammin_with_ed 2012-05-16 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Edward is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth. Nice to meet yooo~oouuuu!
jammin_with_ed: (:D:D)

[personal profile] jammin_with_ed 2012-05-16 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[She giggles] Awesome, awesome! Edward's Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome!
jammin_with_ed: (:D)

[personal profile] jammin_with_ed 2012-05-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
uh-huh! Gold taught Edward!
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[personal profile] jammin_with_ed 2012-05-22 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Maaaaaaaaaaybe? We can make up our own game!
jammin_with_ed: (whoops Pilot error)

[personal profile] jammin_with_ed 2012-05-24 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward doesn't know. We haven't made it up, yet!

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