Kanaya: Put your tacky orange t-shirt to another use.

[rainbowed]

[At present, Kanaya is in the Demeter cabin, wiping down the windows with what appears to be a dingy orange rag. Upon closer inspection, it appears to be her camper t-shirt!

She decides to speak into the journal:]

Well, this has certainly been an experience. I would really like to know who is responsible for selecting the colors of our attire here, but let it be known that it was a terrible mistake. No one should ever be forced to wear such a revolting, obnoxious shade of orange.

[She pauses and sets the rag aside. She's been cleaning the entire cabin all day -- like hell is she going to let her cabin get punished for living in a dirty environment.] On another note: today, someone tried to convince me to try a cold beverage called "bug juice." I refused to sample it because he wouldn't tell me the drink's contents. How exactly does it taste, and is this a customary beverage for camp?

Comments

;action

[buttonless]

[Coraline is lying on one of the bunk beds, trying to pick some kind of prickly plant seed out of her own shirt, which she was unsuccessful in ripping to shreds.]

Bug Juice is just Kool-Aid. It doesn't have any bugs in it at all.

action forever!

[rainbowed]

[Kanaya is by Coraline's side before she knows it, and peers at the seed in her shirt.] May I?

...Well, what is Kool-Aid? Another beverage with a ridiculous name, I suspect. Though this one actually makes some sort of sense. Is its main purpose to assist in the cooling of the overheated drinker?

action 5ever

[buttonless]

[Oh God what]

... Sure?

[Coraline sits up a little farther, looking just a tad unnerved.]

No, it's just "cool" spelled with a K. I mean, I guess it's supposed to cool you down, but it's pretty gross.

HAHAHA IM SO SORRY CORALINE

[rainbowed]

[Well, that was easy. Kanaya likes when people don't put up a fight!

She takes the younger girl's shirt and effortlessly removes the seed. She hands the shirt back to Coraline and smiles.] These seeds seem to be quite persistent. I've spotted them all over everyone's clothing, but I have taken great care in removing all of them.

[Yes, she has gone through everything in everyone's closet. CREEPY...]

So the boy was attempting to get me to sample something disgusting. I knew it!

;_;

[buttonless]

You went through all our clothes?!

[CREEPY INDEED, what the fuck Kanaya. Coraline raises one eyebrow.]

Action!

[cyan_maid]

[Is it okay if Jane helps too, by sweeping?]

I really think it's just a name. Lots of things have odd names like that.

action!!

[rainbowed]

[SWEEPING IS ALWAYS WELCOME. <3]

That is true. I have noticed several strange colloquialisms during my stay here.

Thank you for helping out, by the way. [Not gonna lie -- Kanaya has been silently scrutinizing Jane's sweeping this entire time, but she soon deems her skills completely acceptable. It's kind of nice to clean with someone competent.]

Action forever~

[cyan_maid]

[Then sweeping you shall get! Heiresses in middle class suburban America have to do household chores, too!]

Hoo! Have you run into chicken fingers yet? That one is just ridiculous. Chickens don't even have fingers!

Oh, it's no trouble! Don't worry about it.

[rainbowed]

[That's a new one.] Are you referring to cluckbeasts? What are... chicken fingers, then?

[payback]

Who thought a name like "bug juice" would sound appetizing at all?!

[rainbowed]

Apparently, human children! Then again, I have received similar statements of disgust over food from my own planet, too.

[payback]

Ah? What are you?

[rainbowed]

I'm a troll. Am I wrong to assume that you're a human?

[wagers]

[WOW, KANAYA. RUDE.]

[rainbowed]

[FIGHT ME, VRISKA.]

dictated

[dupable]

What's wrong with orange?

dictated

[rainbowed]

Do you not agree that it's an awful color on most people, John? I do realize that the shade is similar (if not exact) to the color of the Light players' garments, but it is an eyesore to have to view it on everyone here.

dictated

[dupable]

Not really? I don't see anything wrong with orange.

dictated

[rainbowed]

[You would say this.]

Perhaps if the color was not so undesirably bold, I would agree.

[stalkershiki]

Oh. My. God. I know, right? The shirts are just... terrible. I've done what I can with them, but... camp has decided that it would be funny to only let me wear them, even though everyone else has clothes from the castle here...

[rainbowed]

... [Wow. That sounds awful.]

What an unfortunate situation. You have my sympathies.

Luckily, I believe that these things are always temporary and never permanent, correct?

[stalkershiki]

Yeah... I mean, I've been in the castle for a while, and these things usually only happen for, like, a week... and I've done what I can to alter the shirts... but it's still not exactly my favorite thing about being here, you know?

[rainbowed]

Would you like for me to attempt to find you a solution to your problem?

[YOU POOR, POOR THING.]

dictated

[psych0p0mps]

Well, I'd assume it has bugs in it.

[Does she sound DEAD-ASS BORED? Because she is.]

dictated!

[rainbowed]

According to a human girl I met here, it is actually just a disgusting drink with no bugs in it at all.

How are you, Aradia? What hive are you residing in?