Fifteen Spoons {Written}

[cyan_maid]

Might I have your attention please?
I have some very intriguing information to relay to you.
It seems that there are some folks out there who believe that we are still sick. Imagine that!
We couldn't be more fine, could we?
What's more, these folks who believe us to be sick are running around looking for objects to "cure" us.
Hoo hoo hoo! How ridiculous!
If we aren't sick, then there's nothing to cure.
Still, I can't help but be concerned. Why are they so convinced of a malady? Why do they need specific objects? More than anything, I want to know, and you should too!!
Perhaps THEY are the ones who are sick!

I don't know what they'll be up to next, but I think it would be more than wise to observe them and stop them before they make complete fools of themselves.
I only know of two of their number for sure - Arya and a boy named Allen - but they are a good start, don't you think?
Who's with me?

Comments

[righttrack]

That is ridiculous. I'm sure everyone's fine now.

[cyan_maid]

That's exactly what I thought!
They are most certainly delusional.

[thehangedrose]

Ugh, the idiots. We're perfectly fine, I don't see why they need to stick their nose into our business and act as if we can't take care of ourselves.

[cyan_maid]

Which is why we need to make them understand that!
Before they round us up and try to do something ridiculous!

[whichwayyoulean]

Are you kidding me? What is up with people right now? We're not sick.

[cyan_maid]

I know, right? I knew you would understand, Once-ler.

[midget]

Ugh. That's so stupid.

About what I should expect from humans. [ TCH. ]

[cyan_maid]

Oh, pish posh. We're not all bad. I'm human, and I know better.

[jimfromit]

A cure?

How very very silly!

[cyan_maid]

You've hit the nail on the head there, sir! We really must make them see the error of their ways.

[ninjainviolet]

Seriously? Don't they know how dangerous something like that is? Using objects from the castle?

[cyan_maid]

They apparently don't care about that at all. How foolish of them.

[cheerupemoborg]

Fools. I do not need to be cured of anything!

[cyan_maid]

Neither do I! And neither does anyone else. I wish I knew what gave them such a notion, it's driving me mad...

[spongetastic]

Why can't they mind their own damn business?

[cyan_maid]

Perhaps we should make them? Mind their own business, that is.

[delincuente]

Go kick their butts and tell me how it goes.

[She cares, she really does. Kind of.]

[cyan_maid]

You don't want to join in? But you'll miss out on all the fun!

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i like how you have to ask fur attention
:33 < as if youre so ignored and so lonely
:33 < boo hoo hoo pay attention to me!

[cyan_maid]

I'm only asking so that folks will take note! This is serious, Nepeta!!

[psych0p0mps]

i know both of them
god damn it i thought allen was a reasonable guy but noooo

[cyan_maid]

Perhaps you might be able to show him some reason?

[shrugs_a_lot]

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Yeahhh... He was going to say something but what a waste of time, really. Because sitting around isn't a waste of time, alright?]

[cyan_maid]

[She'd be more than happy to respond if you said something, though!]

[silentrunning]

[Cjell pauses, a handful of cake to her mouth, but she can't be arsed to answer that message till she's eaten the rest of her tenth slice of cake. Man this is some good cake... But finally she gets around to writing, with the leftover frosting that's on her fingers.]

I'm with you. This is insane.

[cyan_maid]

Then you'd better be prepared to fight tooth and nail! I doubt they won't give their all to enact whatever plans they have.

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[cloakand_danger]

...Pathetic. Just like inferior beings, seeking to drag us down to their level. But let them come; they'll soon understand their folly if they do.

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[cyan_maid]

So you'll foil their attempts if they turn to you, then?

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[kungfuwitch]

Sick? [she laughs] They're out of their minds. I feel just fine. Better than, even.

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[cyan_maid]

Try telling that to those stubborn mules! I doubt they'll listen to reason.

[inmylight_commander]

Still sick? Where did they ever get that idea?

If they try to start something, they'll be sorry.

[cyan_maid]

I haven't the slightest clue! But oh, I wish I did!!