eight paintings burned (and many kisses received)

[thehangedrose]

[This is already starting to be one of the worst weeks in his life, in Garry's opinion.]

[He's been warned about what would happen by Ino, but it seems that avoiding the kissing going around is easier said than done. So many kisses he hadn't even meant to instigate...darn it, most of those people were his friends, he didn't feel that way towards them at all!]

[He opens the journal, and he can't really hide the uneasiness in his voice.]

If someone has a cure for sheer embarrassment...I think I would like to take it off your hands, if I could.

[And he shuts the journal, trying his best to keep his composure. He's trying his best to avoid people as much as he can, and is hanging out in the library, somehow stupidly sure that whatever magic is making him do this to people won't happen in a place like this. He's been noticing the nutcrackers around, but he's too frazzled to make the connection at all between his impromptu smooching and their appearance.]

[Too bad there's a nutcracker on the shelf above him where he can't see...]


[ooc: OPEN TO PLANNED AND UNPLANNED KISSES OF ALL KINDS! Make Garry's life even worse, you know you want to.]

Comments

Re: HEHEHHE

[not_mafia]

[And the t-shirts could say "I'm with loser" and have an arrow pointing upwards!!]

I don't think Paradisa really understands "fair".

[His foot shifts a little, bumping something hard and wooden under the table.]

...ah?

[thehangedrose]

It seems like that, huh?

[And a pause. What was he reacting to?]

Um. Did something happen?

[not_mafia]

No, nothing.

[He must've just bumped against the table's leg or something. He sits up, looking at Garry.

............huh.]

You know, Garry, you have a really interesting coat...

[........yep, even under the influence of enchanted nutcrackers, he absolutely sucks at flirting.]

[thehangedrose]

Okay...

[And Garry is not used to compliments, so he blushes slightly.]

Oh, yeah! Um...it's the design.

You know...[He leans in slightly.] I need to make you that scarf I promised you! I bet it would look nice on you...

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna leans a little closer too.]

That was really nice of you, by the way, offering to make me that scarf... A lot of people aren't that generous.

[Whoops when did his fingers start touching Garry's.]

[thehangedrose]

Hey! You're really nice to me, even after everything I did to you...it's only fair that I should repay that kindness, you know?

[Bending down now because gosh darn it, Tsuna, why are you so short. But his fingers interlock with Tsuna's, and that blush isn't exactly going away anytime soon.]

Maybe I can repay it in other ways as well...

[not_mafia]

[Why are you such a flagpole jesus christ Garry. But Tsuna's getting a little blush himself, from how close they are, from their fingers intertwining.]

G... garry-kun?

[thehangedrose]

[He smiles bashfully, moving even closer.]

Yeah, Tsuna, I-I...

[Oh, who cares about words, time for kissing. Don't mind him meeting your lips with yours, Tsuna.]

[not_mafia]

[Fuck words man, he's terrible at them anyway.

Also wow this sure is his first kiss!! It's... nice. Warm and close and nice, and he squeezes Garry's hand a little with his own.]

[thehangedrose]

[WOW TSUNA YOUR FIRST KISS wasted on a guy who only sees you platonically, baby angels are weeping somewhere]

[It is very nice, Garry thinks! He holds it while longer, before breaking it, and...]

[WAIT WHAT WHAT DID HE JUST DO]

1/3

[not_mafia]

[AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET PAST THE LIPS SO MAYBE IT ONLY SOMEWHAT COUNTS oh who am I kidding, his life absolutely sucks like usual.

When he breaks away from the kiss, he blinks once. Then twice.]

2/3

[not_mafia]

EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[His face turns a rather stunning shade of red as he backs off so fast he falls over with his chair, and then he's still scrambling backwards.]

No, I didn't mean-- what just-- I swear to god I'm straight!!!

3/3

[not_mafia]

[And then he promptly smacks his face so hard with his hands it's audible, still very red, and just slowly, very slowly, drags them down his face, muttering miserably to myself.]

I... I can't believe.. my first... kiss..........

[yep he's ready to die now]

1/2

[thehangedrose]

No, NO, I'm REALLY SORRY, Tsuna!!! That...I-I didn't!!!

[Oh god, and Garry is turning super red too, and he even lets out a yelp as Tsuna falls backward.]

Oh my gosh, are you okay?!

2/2

[thehangedrose]

[And then he hears that second part, and that just makes it TEN TIMES WORSE]

[let him go and die in shame now, kthanks.]

O-oh God, I was your first kiss??! I'm really sorry, Tsuna, I-I...that was the castle's fault, not me! I swear, I'm not into you like that!!

[not_mafia]

I..It's fine, Garry-kun... I shouldn't even be surprised anymore...

[no really, have at him castle, just like drop a bookshelf on him or something]

[thehangedrose]

God, this castle really does hate us, doesn't it??

[A sigh, and then he bends down to offer a hand to Tsuna so he can get back up.]

Um...but it wasn't bad, right?

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna starts, and looks up at him.]

What?! How the heck am I supposed to know, it was my first one!!

[SLDKJGHSDg he'll....... get over it in a bit garry don't feel too bad]

[thehangedrose]

Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I just didn't want...I didn't want all your perceptions of kissing afterward to be horrible, okay?!

[He cringes slightly, but still offers his hand.]

But...I mean it isn't like your first first kiss, right? I mean, your first kiss will probably be the one that you decide to have! This one doesn't count.

[A determined nod.]

[not_mafia]

[Oh.. he saw that cringe and now he feels a little bad, because he knew it wasn't Garry's fault, of course, it was always the stupid castle.

So he'll finally take his hand. He still sounds like he wants to die, though.]

Y..yeah... sure....

[thehangedrose]

Good! Then we can put this all behind us and never ever remember it again!

[And he pulls him up, smiling at him before taking the chair and putting it back up as well.]

Agreed?

[not_mafia]

[Slowly sits down in that chair.

Puts his head in his arms.]

I... hate my life, sometimes...

[....... you might not be able to win this one garry]

[thehangedrose]

Hey, I hate my life sometimes, too, but every bad thing has it's good side, right?

[TOO BAD HE IS GOING TO TRY, GOSH DARN IT. Brb patting on the shoulder helpfully.]

I mean, now you'll know what to do when you kiss the girl you love!

[not_mafia]

I'm pretty sure that's never gonna happen...

[He's a goner.]

[thehangedrose]

Hey, how come? You're a nice guy, I'm sure all the girls will be over you!