cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Glare)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-11 11:19 pm

[Backdated to around midnight. Action]

 


[It was after midnight. Edgeworth was clad in a pair of deep-red pajamas, placidly enjoying a cup of tea in his kitchen, alternating between reading a chapter of the Steel Samurai manga, playing a digital game of chess, and idly researching comparisons between alternative medical treatments and conventional methods of medical practice of certain maladies on his tablet, when the Valentine's Day decor suddenly exploded into being all at once like some Harry Potter shit. Since he has headphones on, listening to 
Symphony No. 8 in B minor 'Unvollendete' by Schubert,  he doesn't notice the sudden change in decor until he looks up moments later.

He sighs. Another one of the castle's shenanigans, no doubt. He takes a few moments to check the Paradisa feed and notes that everyone else seemed to have the same 'problem,' so he realizes that it's probably unnecessary to make a castle-wide post inquiring about it.

He rises from the stool that he was sitting on, and walks about, surveying the place. As he descends the stairs towards his bedroom, his head turned upwards, studying the gaudy bedizenment of every nook and cranny of the place, he is certainly not prepared for the other part of the castle's surprise... 

He is, needless to say, very startled to find Phoenix Wright standing near the foot of his bed. His body tenses in fright upon seeing the unexpected visitor in his room, nearing dropping the tablet in hand. He begins to exhibit an array of speechless gestures of aggravation, including face!palming, clenching his fist and such, before he yells:]






...What the hell are you doing here?!


[/Edit: Room now looks something like this: Bed, Ceiling, Kitchen, and various elements from these rooms.  And when the lights are off, the walls of the room glows like this, this, and this. Others: CouchToilet, Misc1, Misc2, Misc3.]

takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (what!)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a good thing one of these two is being level-headed in trying to figure out what's going on, because Phoenix is about two seconds from screaming some incoherent babble into his journal. Suddenly being pulled from his own room (where he's been indulging in a little classic rock, a turkey sandwich, and some magazines of questionable content) can have that effect on a guy, after all.

When Edgeworth shouts, Phoenix jumps and spins around to face him.]


I'm in your room? Again?!? Dammit, what's going on?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (hnng)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, I just got here. Really, I was in my room not two minutes ago. And then--bam!--here I am. I didn't choose this... believe me.
takethat: Phoenix sweating and frowning. (irritated)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't tried. Like I said... just got here.






But I'm more than willing to give it a shot now.

[He makes quick work of walking to the door, tugs on the handle a few times, and is fairly unsurprised to find it won't open.]

....
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (sigh puff)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Great... looks like your prediction was right.

[SIGH wonderful; he couldn't possibly be further from how he wanted to spend the rest of his night.]

I wonder if this is happening to other people, too, or if we're just lucky?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (chuckle)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
We know each other?

[Shrug. He's pretty sure that's not it, but it's worth throwing the idea out there.




...it's about that time that he first consciously notices the change of decor in the room, however, and he bites his lip to hold back a laugh.]


Uh... nice Valentine theme you've got going on, here...
takethat: Phoenix laughing heartily, looking very friendly and joyous. (laughing so much!)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[That's enough to make him burst into laughter and completely disregard that command.]

I especially like the bedspread, there. Are your sheets covered in tiny little hearts or something?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (chuckle)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Still pretty much just giggling at all this]

We might as well make the most of being stuck together. What do you have to do around here, anyway? TV? Board games? Anything besides chess?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (hmm)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He immediately begins to squeak it.

Squeak. Squeak.]


So am I correct in assuming that the castle provided you with all this... really um... romantic decor?

[Squeak.]

It's really something but it's very much not your kind of thing, huh?

[Squeak.]

The chocolate looks pretty good, though.

[Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (grinning)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
We could just give up, and put all this stuff to good use.

[It's a joke. Really. He grins to prove that.]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (chuckle)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I can feel the love.

[Laughing, he, too, goes over to the sofa, poking around for some chocolate.]

I don't suppose you have any clothes or anything? I guess I won't be getting back to my room any time soon, so...

[He trails off, shrugging. His white tank and blue plaid boxers were plenty while he was alone, but this is very diferent.]
takethat: Phoenix sweating and frowning. (irritated)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
I just don't relish the thought of sitting around in my underwear in your room.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (hmm)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-12 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Beaches aren't bedrooms.

[Stuffing chocolates into his mouth now; he holds out a large dark chocolate something or other toward Edgeworth.]

Here, try this. it's good.

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