cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Glare)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] cantacquityou) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-11 11:19 pm

[Backdated to around midnight. Action]

 


[It was after midnight. Edgeworth was clad in a pair of deep-red pajamas, placidly enjoying a cup of tea in his kitchen, alternating between reading a chapter of the Steel Samurai manga, playing a digital game of chess, and idly researching comparisons between alternative medical treatments and conventional methods of medical practice of certain maladies on his tablet, when the Valentine's Day decor suddenly exploded into being all at once like some Harry Potter shit. Since he has headphones on, listening to 
Symphony No. 8 in B minor 'Unvollendete' by Schubert,  he doesn't notice the sudden change in decor until he looks up moments later.

He sighs. Another one of the castle's shenanigans, no doubt. He takes a few moments to check the Paradisa feed and notes that everyone else seemed to have the same 'problem,' so he realizes that it's probably unnecessary to make a castle-wide post inquiring about it.

He rises from the stool that he was sitting on, and walks about, surveying the place. As he descends the stairs towards his bedroom, his head turned upwards, studying the gaudy bedizenment of every nook and cranny of the place, he is certainly not prepared for the other part of the castle's surprise... 

He is, needless to say, very startled to find Phoenix Wright standing near the foot of his bed. His body tenses in fright upon seeing the unexpected visitor in his room, nearing dropping the tablet in hand. He begins to exhibit an array of speechless gestures of aggravation, including face!palming, clenching his fist and such, before he yells:]






...What the hell are you doing here?!


[/Edit: Room now looks something like this: Bed, Ceiling, Kitchen, and various elements from these rooms.  And when the lights are off, the walls of the room glows like this, this, and this. Others: CouchToilet, Misc1, Misc2, Misc3.]

takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (sleepy!)

Dawn of the Second Day

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[It's morning.

And Phoenix has to pee.

He grumbles incoherently, climbs out of the bed, and stands there for a moment, scratching his head and trying to get his bearings.
Edgeworth's room--right, weird Valentine's Day "situation"--where's the bathroom again?

And he stumbles off to use the facilities. After doing so successfully, he heads back, but stops before reaching the bedroom; there seems to be a strange red door in the hallway that he hadn't ever noticed before. As much as he'd love to open it, he opts to wait and ask Edgeworth about it before he goes snooping. Instead, he ambles back toward that nice warm bed.]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (gwee)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he snores.












After a moment of watching that like a stalker, Phoenix leans over and pokes Edgeworth's shoulder.]


Hey. Wake up. There's something weird going on.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (distraught head-in-hands)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Aaggh!!

[Retreats to the other side of the bed]

What the hell?!?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (huff)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Do you make a habit out of hitting people when you first wake up??

[What a shame--nearly being called by his first name for once has gone unnoticed in the wake of being punched in the face.]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (i feel bad about myself)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
N-no, it's fine--stop, don't touch it!

[He pushes Edgeworth's hands away]

Don't.... don't worry about it. Sorry for startling you.

[Edgeworth is being surprisingly apologetic, after all. Phoenix might as well apologize, too.]
takethat: Phoenix sweating profusely. (sweat sweat)

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[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (shouting!)

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[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Wake up!

[He's ready to dodge this time!]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (chuckle)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Not much of a morning person, are you?
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (thinking)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Because there's a giant creepy red door in your hallway that wasn't there before.
takethat: Phoenix smiling warmly and gently in soft lighting. (gentle smile)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
...










[Reaches over and ruffles Edgeworth's hair]

I can ask you about it later.
takethat: Phoenix scratching his left ear with his forefinger and glancing off to the side. (umm....)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really have any answers. There's just a big, red door in your hallway. All of a sudden. Found it when I went to pee.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (determined)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'll go find out... but don't fall asleep again, in case a giant tentacle monster gets me.

[He's only partly serious...]
takethat: Phoenix blushing and looking away. (blushglance)

[personal profile] takethat 2012-02-13 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
No sense in both of us getting eaten...

[That's the only noble argument he'll be giving, though. He doesn't want to go alone.]

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/MOOD SWINGS

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HI I MISSED YOU xD

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ALL OF THEM

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yes. this icon.

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I DIED OF LOL

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