greaselightning (
greaselightning) wrote in
paradisa2013-02-13 06:09 pm
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so if the little flapbeast that told me as such vwasnt being a little liar, you humans havwe some flushed sort of holiday coming up. tomorrowv, specifically.
nowv, vwhile im vwell avware that the implications is that this holiday only applies to you humans, i think its only right of a cool cat like myself to offer myself as a potential... vwalentine?
to be honest vwith you fine people, you might find im not all that different than the rest of you, no im actually quite like you. and id be quite the vwalentine to havwe.
so come on, vwho of you are vwithout a date for the big day tomorrowv? ill be more than happy to fix your lonely pumpbiscuit, like the kind and generous guy i am.
vwhat do you say?
nowv, vwhile im vwell avware that the implications is that this holiday only applies to you humans, i think its only right of a cool cat like myself to offer myself as a potential... vwalentine?
to be honest vwith you fine people, you might find im not all that different than the rest of you, no im actually quite like you. and id be quite the vwalentine to havwe.
so come on, vwho of you are vwithout a date for the big day tomorrowv? ill be more than happy to fix your lonely pumpbiscuit, like the kind and generous guy i am.
vwhat do you say?
