S1E11 [dictated]

[asseenontv]

What does one typically do for Valentine's Day when you do not have a... partner to share it with?

[Yes, this is first Valentine's Day after finding love that he's single. And he's sulking like a teenager about it]

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[secondchances]

What's your favorite food?

[asseenontv]

Pizza. Or sushi. It depends on my mood.

[secondchances]

Well, then. Get both of these things and eat all of it while watching a movie or something.

[asseenontv]

Oh. But that's what I do on regular days...

[secondchances]

Then get a lot of them. And eat them while in your PJs. And don't get out of bed for the whole day.

[onlyanapple]

Find someone so spend it with? If it's that important to you. I don't know, get drunk on crappy champagne and do the nasty on all the heart shaped pillows.

[samson]

Just go get laid.

[asseenontv]

...Doable.

[asseenontv]

I find heart-shaped pillows superfluous to the act.

[asseenontv]

Not that I'm generally opposed to that, but doesn't that skip most of the purpose of the day?

[samson]

I mean, you can probably find somebody who's into... I don't know... holding hands and going on a date or whatever before you get down.

[onlyanapple]

Of course not, but they do give you the chance to be creative.

[secondchances]

You don't sound thrilled.

[asseenontv]

Perhaps. Usually I don't have problems finding companions, but... the situation is somewhat different here...

[asseenontv]

...True.

[asseenontv]

No, though the prospect presented should make me happy.

[onlyanapple]

See? Sliver lining in every cloud.

[secondchances]

What's wrong?

[samson]

No, I know, bunch of people here are prudes. But you know there's a red light district here, right.

[asseenontv]

I... did not, actually.

[asseenontv]

That's one way of putting it.

[asseenontv]

Sitting around watching movies is something I usually do with Rictor. My... boyfriend. [He sounds a little awkward saying that, but it's less shame on his part and more that... he just doesn't say it often.]

He was here for a short while, but then he vanished.

[secondchances]

Ooooh. I'm sorry. Valentine's isn't really kind to people whose partners left.

Maybe see if any friends want to hang out?

[samson]

Well, there you go.

[onlyanapple]

I like to think so.

So what's stopping you from doing that?