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[save_the_souls]

[Valetine's day went pointedly uncelebrated in Allen's case. Allen, being a veteran of this place, knew not to touch any of the chocolates or cakes that had been offered by the castle. He stuck to food found in his house that were not of that variety, stupidly forgetting who lives with him now. ]

[Right now, he's getting ready for work. And as in getting ready, he's searching for items that have been misplaced that he'll need, while he eats some pastries that had been innocently in the fridge- which he had assumed had been put there by maybe Ino or Gale or Tsuna because we all know Crowley never lifts a finger here]

Has anyone seen my bag?

[/House Filter]

[Later that day, he can found at the clinic. He's in a bit more of a grumpy mood since the events of the house, but is working on paperwork and eating lunch that he wished for from the castle- completely clueless to anyone who might try to slip in chocolate whenever he's not looking.]

[He really needs to stop knowing jerks.]

[OOC: Open post for either V-day shenanigans or just whatever else!]

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[fanstheflame]

[breezing in to raid the fridge]

Does it still say "ALLEN'S BAG" on it? That'd make looking easier.

[onlyanapple]

[He's just chilling in the living room, sipping wine because it's five o'clock somewhere]

And to think you people poo-poohed my labelling idea.

Look who's sorry now.

[save_the_souls]

[Crowley this world doesn't even HAVE timezones you can't use that excuse]

I don't need a label to identify my own bag!

[atrophied]

[ And it's such a pity that John left. Because House has extracted the filling from every last chocolate in that box and injected the mix into an innocent and deliciously flaky pastry that is nestled comfortably in the midst of Allen's lunch.

Be grateful he didn't decided to liquify the sad cake too. ]

[impetuous]

[ Seems like a valid excuse to Gwaine. By the way, he'll be having some of that wine too. ]

Then why haven't you?

[onlyanapple]

[This is why he likes you Gwaine]

Yes, Allen. Why haven't you?

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna's walking down the stairs when he hears Allen.]

Your bag? Isn't it where it usually is, Allen-kun?

[save_the_souls]

[House you cruel cruel bastard]

[Allen meanwhile, for whatever reason, didn't notice House tampering with his food. Probably because sometimes it's better to just ignore what weird shit House is doing. So after a bit he'll eat that pastry, seeming a bit surprised that it was chocolate filled]

Huh?

[save_the_souls]

Ah- no it doesn't.

But it's blue with a black strap! It shouldn't be that hard to find!

[save_the_souls]

It wasn't in it's usual spot!

[Damn you greek choir of jerks]

You haven't done anything to it, have you?

[save_the_souls]

No, it's not.

Do you remember seeing it anywhere?

[impetuous]

How interested do you think we are in you and your things? That is very self-centered of you, Allen. I am disappointed in you.

[atrophied]

[ His replacement best friend is gone. Who was also the one to get him Vicodin. Your life. Will suck. Hard. ]

If it's another idiot claiming chocolate poisoning, give them a cootie shot and send them away.

[save_the_souls]

[He'll turn his head to glance over at House and that's when he ~*~ notices ~*~ ]

Dr. House?

[atrophied]

[ My God, that's terrifying. ]

No, Santa Claus.

[not_mafia]

Mmn... I can't say I have. I'll help you look for it, though.

Are you sure it's not in your room?

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[save_the_souls]

I already checked there twice...

[save_the_souls]

[And then? He ~*~notices~*~ Tsuna]

...Tsuna?

[not_mafia]

Eh? What is it? [derp]

[save_the_souls]

[Just remember, you brought this on yourself]

Uh huh.

[And suddenly? He feels the INCREDIBLE urge to be open and honest]

Can I tell you something, Dr. House?

[save_the_souls]

[He chuckle and smile flirtatiously]

Did anyone ever tell you have beautiful eyes?

[atrophied]

Only if it's quick.

[not_mafia]

[.............. what]

I-I... uh.. n..no?

Where did that come from?

[save_the_souls]

[He giggles at the reaction]

Oh, I just thought you should know! They really are beautiful!

1/2

[save_the_souls]

[Well okay then, he'll take a deep breath then say VERY QUICKLY]

I think you're a bastard but I'm still really glad that you came back. I missed having you here.