Lemony H. Snicket (
theabjectauthor) wrote in
paradisa2013-02-23 11:29 am
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Journal the Sixth
Jane, I would filter to you, but it seems to be of very little use, so I shall instead apologize for any lack of tact, and ask if you would care to meet me in the lobby for a walk and leave your journal behind.
[he has a feeling she might need the company of someone who will not judge her for the shape of her baked goods or whether or not she is related to people. he only heard some of it, and it was all very confusing, but one does not need to comprehend a situation to understand how distressing it must be for someone else.]
As for the rest of you, since I am quite certain you can all hear me? I have a few words of advice:
Learn to speak in code.
I would be willing to give pointers for anyone particularly interested - or there are several useful books on the subject in the library. You would find them on the second floor, in the east wing, under the Dewey Decimal heading 416 - which is, for some reason, in our library, next to several books on the subject of basejumping.
I wish you the best of luck in safeguarding your secrets - unless, of course, they are being kept for nefarious reasons, in which case, sir or madam, shame upon you.
[he has a feeling she might need the company of someone who will not judge her for the shape of her baked goods or whether or not she is related to people. he only heard some of it, and it was all very confusing, but one does not need to comprehend a situation to understand how distressing it must be for someone else.]
As for the rest of you, since I am quite certain you can all hear me? I have a few words of advice:
Learn to speak in code.
I would be willing to give pointers for anyone particularly interested - or there are several useful books on the subject in the library. You would find them on the second floor, in the east wing, under the Dewey Decimal heading 416 - which is, for some reason, in our library, next to several books on the subject of basejumping.
I wish you the best of luck in safeguarding your secrets - unless, of course, they are being kept for nefarious reasons, in which case, sir or madam, shame upon you.

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