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paradisa2013-02-23 09:28 pm
eat_me_beat_me) wrote in paradisa2013-02-23 09:28 pm
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052 Red Herrings
[Nora knows that the journals aren't working. Oh man does she know. You know what this means? FREE ENTERTAINMENT!
She clears her throat as she sets up a few filters.]
[BROKEN Jack Daniels]
So I thought about that question you asked me and, well, no I don't think you should kill him. The blood would be such a bitch to clean up.
[/filter]
[BROKEN The Marlboro Man]
Dude, 16 bottles is way too much. You really gonna drink that all by yourself?
[/filter]
[BROKEN The Muffin Man]
I have that stuff you wanted. Where do you want to meet?
[/filter]
[BROKEN The Michelin Man]
With your own brother?! That's just... that's 50 shades of wrong right there.
[/filer]
[the journal gets set down for a short time with only sounds of rustling, creaking furniture and breathing filtering through it. After 20 minutes or so Nora's voice cuts in again]
Oh. Oh Mark! No don't put that there! It's way too big. There's no way it'll fit.
Come on, don't you trust me? It'll be fine! It's not like I'm gonna break anything
Um... okay... if you're sure. Just... go slow.
Are you kidding me? Really? Could you be any more of a wuss? I'm just gonna stick it there. Don't move.
But. Wait! Mark! [pause] oh, wow, yeah you're right it does fit.
[written in EVEN LATER]
[BROKEN Captain Morgan]
Oh man last night was wicked! I never knew you could do that with a pig!
[/filter]
((OOC: Red is Mark. Have fun with those filters, guys!!))
She clears her throat as she sets up a few filters.]
[BROKEN Jack Daniels]
So I thought about that question you asked me and, well, no I don't think you should kill him. The blood would be such a bitch to clean up.
[/filter]
[BROKEN The Marlboro Man]
Dude, 16 bottles is way too much. You really gonna drink that all by yourself?
[/filter]
[BROKEN The Muffin Man]
I have that stuff you wanted. Where do you want to meet?
[/filter]
[BROKEN The Michelin Man]
With your own brother?! That's just... that's 50 shades of wrong right there.
[/filer]
[the journal gets set down for a short time with only sounds of rustling, creaking furniture and breathing filtering through it. After 20 minutes or so Nora's voice cuts in again]
Oh. Oh Mark! No don't put that there! It's way too big. There's no way it'll fit.
Come on, don't you trust me? It'll be fine! It's not like I'm gonna break anything
Um... okay... if you're sure. Just... go slow.
Are you kidding me? Really? Could you be any more of a wuss? I'm just gonna stick it there. Don't move.
But. Wait! Mark! [pause] oh, wow, yeah you're right it does fit.
[written in EVEN LATER]
[BROKEN Captain Morgan]
Oh man last night was wicked! I never knew you could do that with a pig!
[/filter]
((OOC: Red is Mark. Have fun with those filters, guys!!))