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[heliotroping]

[Django is in the courtyard. On his lap is a pie. And on that pie...]

...This pie has a bear paw on it... I can't tell if it's real or cream...

[he'll be there having a staring contest with that paw]

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Lick it and see.

[heliotroping]

It looks... awfully furry though...

[onlyanapple]

Lick it anyway. Learn to live a little.

[axwielding]

Have you tried touching it?

[heliotroping]

I still have a lot of years ahead of me...

[heliotroping]

[give him a second]

...It's furry....

[onlyanapple]

Sometimes you just have to take that chance. Get the adrenaline pumping.

[heliotroping]

That's... the wrong kind of adrenaline pumper...

[onlyanapple]

You seem a bit young for a different sort.

[heliotroping]

...

I'm 21.

[onlyanapple]

Oh.

Well, you look good for your age.

[heliotroping]

Thanks...?

[onlyanapple]

You're welcome.

[heliotroping]

[he pauses and the prods the claw]

...I think it is a real paw..

[onlyanapple]

Did you lick it to find out?

[heliotroping]

No, I'm touching it.

[onlyanapple]

Well, now you've just ruined it.

[heliotroping]

I didn't stick my finger in it...

[onlyanapple]

...Then how are you touching it?

[heliotroping]

Just poking it...

[onlyanapple]

Then that's touching.

[heliotroping]

Only a little!

[onlyanapple]

It still counts~

[heliotroping]

Hnnn.... [yeah he's between throwing it away and not throwing it away because it's a waste. You can hear the indecision in his groan]

[onlyanapple]

...Do you still have it?

[heliotroping]

...Yeah... Morbidly... curious...

[onlyanapple]

...You're weird.

[heliotroping]

You're the one who told me to lick it.

[onlyanapple]

And the fact you considered it just affirms your weirdness.

[heliotroping]

I don't want to lick the paw, just... the pie the paw is on...

[onlyanapple]

Ohhhhh.

Okay that suddenly makes a lot more sense.

[heliotroping]

Why would anyone just want to eat the paw?

[onlyanapple]

It's a big castle full of weirdoes. It could happen.

[axwielding]

Fur...ry? I would not try to eat it then, it might make you sick.

[heliotroping]

...Point taken.

[heliotroping]

Yeah... I better throw it out in the forest...

[axwielding]

Where did you receive a pie like that?

[heliotroping]

I had apple pie at first, but it was only a slice... And I think I said it was barely enough and then it appeared on my lap...

[axwielding]

Ah... It was 'bearly' enough. I get it.

[heliotroping]

...Ah... [he finally got it]

[axwielding]

You did not get it?

[heliotroping]

Only until now.. I'm not used to word play.