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[goingrogue]

im gonna go out on a limb here and assume ive been out for a while
could RLY use a drink over here
an i dont mean the alcoholic kind
im p sure ive had enuff of that for this lifetime
honestly dont rly much b4 i picked up where i left off back home xcept i had a lot to drink
looooooot to drink
would totes fig rite
no need 2 tell me what happened
id like to leave it to my imagination
also totes leavin some totally handsome hot-t smoochin me as im all sleepin beautying it up in here
(a gurl can dream ok)
rly im p thankful i only got knocked out an im not actually dead or anythin
or am i ;)
(you can fig that one out on ur own when u all take a look at my swag new duds. which u better be doin' like asap its mass boring in here)


[ As for visitors, they can find Roxy in the clinic getting her text on in her fabulous new hero jams. ]

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

welcome back!

[kid_apocalypse]

Heh, the castle knocked me out there for a while too, right before we all got sent to that weird retirement home.

Did you get sent home?

WRITTEN BECAUSE FUCK YEAH IT'S ROXY

[cyan_maid]

ROXY!
Oh thank goodness!! I haven't heard from you in ages, I was beginning to worry!!!
Well, no, that's a lie, I've been worrying. Who wouldn't worry about their BFFsie? :B
And what new duds could these be? Where can I check them out?

[goingrogue]

thanks ;) how things been shakin
i hope uve prop settled in in the time i was out cold

[nukeoleptic]

you could say that, yep!!
what sort of new duds did you get?

[goingrogue]

woah i missed out on retirement home shinans
thats almost 2 bad
i think
i mean im only assumin' here
but yea i got all sent home n well lets just say things got rly interesting im not even sure wat happened there rite before i woke up
but u know how things go

[rogueofheart]

:33 < its about time!
:33 < i was beginning to worry that you had gone home
:33 < but now you are back and i can only guess that someone got some sw33t new purrjamas

[goingrogue]

[ PURRPETA HER HOMEGIRL OH MY GOD HALF OF HER OTHER HOMEGIRL. HAVING BOTH A SAD AND HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME HERE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. ]

oh snap u have NO IDEA how happy i am 2 hear from u purrpeta
i gots the sweetest of purrjamas u dont even know
u dont EVEN know
i am the most wicked cool of rogues u ever did saw
u should come check me out ;)

[goingrogue]

jane o my god jade i cant even begin to tell u the things that have happened
i dont even know if i should
i mean i want 2
but i dont know if i should
oh man
come check me out jane
its best not to spoil the surprise ;)

[kid_apocalypse]

Oh, it wasn't that big of a deal. A lot of us got turned old, some thought they'd been there forever. Nothing too interesting, heh.

Sort of. I've never been sent home from this place before, but I can guess what it must be like.

So what's this about you maybe being dead? That's not a good thing to joke about Roxy! Not even a little!

[Sure, he doesn't know her well, but he cares just the same. It's his way.]

[goingrogue]

only the most bad ass duds u ever did c
theyre all dark blue like some kind of bad ass of the night
or bad ass of the void
bc that is wat i totes am
but the best part is the mask
it is like i am a rl super hero with my mask on an my hood up like BAM
bad guys wont even KNO what hit them when im done with them
4rlsies cause they wont even c me comin

[goingrogue]

i dunno id kinda like to witness my friends as old folks firsthand
i bet it was a hoot
i will just have to live with my imagination on this one tho huh
will cherish the thought of dirk hobblin round with a bad hip
an jane callin every1 whippersnappers
(which i bet she totes already thinks sometimes i wonder bout her)
oh its no big deam im not actually dead
more like bad ass hero bitch
which i kinda had to die to bcome but it just means im more awesome an 10x hotter than evr
(which is sayin somethin)

[rogueofheart]

[Aww snap! Her excitement is enough to make Nepeta excited to see her again.]

:33 < and i am happy to hear from you too!
:33 < i am suddenly overcome with so much jealousy if you got your rogue purrjamas
:33 < i always wanted a cool cosplay outfit too but i guess it just was not in the cards fur me
:33 < so yes i will definitely come s33 it in purrson!

[psych0p0mps]

oh there you are!
hi roxy
what is this about swag new duds

[cyan_maid]

I want to, but I've got to know where you are!
Your room? Somewhere else?

[whichwayyoulean]

Huh. I wondered where you'd got to.

[kid_apocalypse]

I was just a bald old guy who hated everything, heh.

So...you had to die to become some kind of hero thing? I've gotta admit, I'm kinda curious now. Are you in the clinic?

[nukeoleptic]

oh!!!
you went god tier!!
congratulations :3

action?

[wagers]

Oh, wow! I thought you were dead!

[goingrogue]

eff ya i went SUPER rogue
tho wait
how did u know that i was talkin bout god tiers an stuff
i didnt actually tell any1 i went gt yet an i didnt kno u knew bout that stuff

[goingrogue]

bald olf guy is a totes important old person job
some1 had to do it an im sure u did a great job
it was a little more complicated than that but if you come c me in the clinic i can tell u all bout it ;)

[goingrogue]

jane
jane
janeyyy
were do ppl usually go when they pass out cold
i would hope this is an answer u would kno bout
all things considered
it was my turn at the whole fallin thing
(only assumin i fell here but come on as piss ass drunk as i was how could it be anythin else)
i guess u didnt smooch all up on me like i did for u then huh
o well
a girl can still dream

[goingrogue]

i bet we can find someone 2 duplicate mine
an we can all run round 2gether like awesome rogues
an u can at least purrtend ur a total bad ass rogue
at the very least we can hide in shadows
an jump out at ppl
(like jane & vriska)

[goingrogue]

u didnt think id be out 4eva did u
no1 can keep a gurl like me down THAT long
i am 2 bad ass for that ;)
u should see me aradia
i got da BEST duds
tho mine didnt come with awesome wings like urs & vriskas which i guess it kind of a bummer
but i am no less awesome

[goingrogue]

miss me? ;)