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[gratuitousgerman]

[There's someone playing a guitar over the journal. The notes are oddly halting, and there's an occasional slip before he corrects himself, but it's a passable instrumental rendition of the chorus to American Pie, clearly being played by ear.

Klavier sighs.]

I'm sure I'm not the first to ask, but...I don't suppose anyone's found a way of getting around the castle's admission price? It seems a terribly steep fee to pay for a vacation I had no intention of taking in the first place. I'd be of a mind to sue if any sane court could possibly deal with such a case.

[Someone's figured out his loss.]