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005; backdated to 5/4

the cats here r broken
whats with that
i cant pet them
or pick them up
all i want 2 do is pet the kitten
why cant i pet the kitten
ok so i wanted 2 take it home 2
but how can i take a kitten home if i cant even pick it up or pet it
r all the cats broken or is it
aw shit dont say its me pls tell me the kittens r just temp glitched
itll get fixed rite
thats how it works round here RITE??????

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What do you mean, you can't pick them up?
Are you sure the cats aren't just being particularly slippery and catlike?

It could be you.

jane u dont understand
i cant even pet this cat
my hand just kind of hovers above it
its weird & i dont like it

You should pet Nepeta!
Can you pet her?

no anythin but that
my life would b over
i need to pet the kitten
it is like a life or death matter up in here
do u have a cat???
if u dont find one and pet it
tell me if its glitched

idk i havent tried
weres purrpeta i need 2 kno if i can pet her or not

That's very strange!
It also reminds me of something that I would prefer it not remind me of, uncannily similar though it may be.

In one of the towers, room 2005!

I don't have any cats, but I have Pokemon.

1 of those towers
thats the most specific directions ive been given
why dont u just take me there
itll be a lot easier than running around aimlessly tower to tower all callin out nepetas name bc i cant find were shes sposed 2 be

a pokemon???
is that those weird animal things some ppl have that ive seen
i want 2 c ur pokemon
show me ur pokemon

I don't know, that would 8e pretty funny to watch!

wat r u even talkin bout
now u have 2 tell me u kno
let me in on this thing ud prefer not to be reminded of
do i even kno wat ur talking about

[Unsure.] If you want?

some friend u r
ok fine ill go on a purrpeta hunt without u
& when i find her ill get me pet on
wait does she even rly count as a cat
shes a troll not a cat
arent u guys sposed to be like insects
watevr im still totes gonna pet nepeta
or die trying

yea!!!
they may not be cats but its still somethin rite???
ive never rly seen a pokemon that close anyway
can i pet it
its the petable kind rite
not somethin all spiky
not that theres anythin wrong with spiky things
id just wanna pet somethin soft n squishy u no

Well, I'm not a fan of the implications, is all.
It reminds me of how the castle took my ability to bake.
No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, I can't even get a pan of batter in the oven without something happening!

at least im not xplodin the kittens when i touch them
i think i kinda do enuff of that back home
maybe its better if i cant touch them anyway
but i didnt have this prob b4
i just couldnt hack shit
which was a total bummer lemme tell u

I have one that looks like a black fox, one that looks like fluffy bat, and one that looks like a rabbit... fox? They are reasonably soft.

so is that a yes
on the petting
ull let me pet ur pokemon????
oh yea i should prob tell u im roxy if im gonna be petting ur pokemon
if thats a yes to the petting neway

Edited 2013-05-05 16:30 (UTC)

Well, maybe if the castle has taken the cats from you, it gave back your ability to hack?
I've heard of that happening sometimes. Losses changing, I mean.
Or maybe it's only temporary!

I'm Kalinda. [...] I can bring the menagerie out into the lobby if you'd like.

rly!?!?
ull do that for me
wow thanks kalinda ur the best
ill be in the lobby waitin 4 u ;)

Sure. I was going to take them out for a walk, anyway.

[KALINDA AND HER PARTY OF THREE ARE GOING DOWN TO THE LOBBY NOW. HERE'S HOPING SHE DOESN'T FIND ANY BUG TRAINERS ON THE WAY.]

perf i hope 2 c u soon

[ Roxy is waiting as promised, keeping an eye out for a lady with the creatures she described, all the while trying to pet this kitten sleeping there. God damn kitten. ]

[A hot babe enters. The lobby. No, just kidding, she is literally just walking there and-- oh, that sure is a girl hovering her hand over a kitten.

Cue eyebrow raise.]

[ Yup, it sure is. Talk about total balls. She sighs heavily, getting tired and frustrated. It's so cute but... it doesn't look like she's going to be able to pet it or cuddle it any time today.

She looks up just in time to see some hot babe entering with a bunch of strange, yet adorable creatures. ]

Kalinda? I thought you said the pokemon was the fox, not that you were one. Woah.

:33 < oh no!
:33 < i really hope they are not broken
:33 < ugh where is a cat when you n33d one even
:33 < i usually k33p a few kitties with me but i think they have wandered off
:33 < if you want i can tell you if i can pet one when one of them comes back?
:33 < they are purrbably just hunting mice

[She can't help but pause at the greeting, but smiles nonetheless. She's used to teenagers hitting on her, but... You know.]

Thanks. [Her Woobat flutters curiously Roxy's way first, smooshing her pink squishy nose against her shoulder.]

I'm p sure I've never seen such a babe in person before. You must get all the bitches. [ She spaces out staring at her until the woobat gets her attention. ]

Oh em gee! It's too cute! [ A little squeal. ] The fluffy bat, right? [ She snuggles it to her. ] Hi little guy, do you have a name?

If you say she's a cat, she'll get real happy!
I'm pretty sure you know all a8out her roleplaying and all that. She'll want a reason to 8e in character!

of course its not purrpeta w/out the rping
grl lives for that shit
she might as well count tho
i dont think fefeta would have blown up if she wasnt half cat
u dont think ill end up blowing nepeta up do u
tho i guess if i was gonna do that i wouldve by now

What's a Fefeta?
And why would she even explode?

its wat happens when u mix two of da best trolls there r
no offense or anythin
but fefeta was the best
the most prec sweet fefeta princess sprite of the sea & yarn balls
i kinda miss her but at least i still have nepeta
i think it was my fault she xploded
she didnt deserve that but i kinda had it coming
did u kno i killed my moms cat b4 2
just call me double mew seven

[What is she even talking about? Vriska is considerably confused. They're both dead when she's from, how-- Does she want to know?]

What.
The.
Fuck.
????????

its ok i dont xpect u 2 understand
lets go find purrpeta no ok
i need to pet her bc if i cant even pet her how will i ever pet a cat again

i hope not 2
but if theyre not broken it means i am
i dont rly want 2 b broken instead it might mean i never get 2 pet the sweet prec kittens ever again
my life will b over without the tiny mewls of a kitten 2 wake up 2 every morning
who will i feed milk 2
who will i scratch bhind the ears
itd be great if u could let me kno asap
& if its me thats broken u will have 2 do all the kitten luvin 4 me

May8e you can't!
May8e that's going to 8e a thing!

only 1 way 2 find out
now get ur fairy ass over here so u can lead the way

:33 < dont worry!
:33 < i'll find one of them, its not like they could have gone far

[Roxy can hear Nepeta shuffling about her room, calling for her strays. There's a tiny mew, and the cat troll spends a good minute talking to her. From the conversation, it sounds as if the petting experiment was a success.]

:33 < it looks like my cats arent broken
:33 < you can come over here and pet one if you want?

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005; backdated to 5/4

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A HOT WOMAN APPEARS

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WOAH A HOT WOMAN!? W O A H

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SHE IS GRAZING IN BABE VALLEY

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JUST ROLLIN AROUND IN IT

RETROACTIVELY FILTERED FROM NEPETA

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THERE ARE FLOWERS TOO THEY ARE SHAPED LIKE...

RETROACTIVELY FILTERED FROM NEPETA

VAJAJAY?????????

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YOU CAN'T SAY VAGINA ON THE INTERNET

GASP!!! YOU SAID VAGINA ON THE INTERNET

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YOU SAID VAGINA TOO

YOU SAID IT FIRST

Please say something a little less obscene, ma'am.

PUSSY ha ha get it

gdi amanda

ilu ;D

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ditto :3c

let's smooch. and i mean us and not roxy and kalinda

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