fondue for two; episode one

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[sometime early in the evening one brittany s. pierce steps out of the door of mckinley high on her final day as a junior and...finds herself on the front steps of a much different building. totally not where she's supposed to be. she goes back through the door and finds herself in an odd lobby that is definitely not her high school.

she steps back outside and looks around. a castle? really?? hmmm. maybe she's having an awesome dream again. she sits on the steps and pulls her backpack down to open it up. last time she had a dream like this it was filled with gummy bears! sadly, this time it isn't. but there is an unfamiliar book inside. she takes it out and looks it over, and after a bit she pulls out a crayon to write in it. it seems lots of other words are in it so...why not?

she writes:]

Dear Diary,

I don't know if this is a-

[there's a gasp and huff and she speaks]

Hey! My crayon! It-

[and a more frustrated huff]

What? Stop! Stop recording what I'm saying! Stupid spy diary! You can't do that, I'm an American and I have rights! You can't-...okay, Lord Tubbington did you drug my water again? This isn't funny!!