8th elevator-Voice (Backdated to pre-rex shinanagans)

[honeytoes]

[ So somebody is not happy that he got stuck on a cruise ship whilst the others got to fuck around with Dinosaurs.

The Ancient one's disposed of dinosaurs in his world long ago. The manuscripts pretty much stated that they were nothing more then a failed idea to keep the world in balance. So they were never used in his line of work. Being denied the chance to see and interact with monsters that he'd never seen before was just the biggest dick move paradisa could have pulled in his opinion.

He might be sitting in a high class hotel lobby but he'd very much like to express his opinion.]

Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and...Oh yeah fuck you castle.

[He sighs before speaking again.]

I used to love Dinosaurs as a kid. I used to have shelves and shelves of these books back home detailing carnivores, herbivores...details on how they lived, eat, slept, crapped, that kind of thing.

So yeah I'm pretty fucking bitter that the castle fucked me in the ass and denied me the chance to see them!

...I wonder if golfs a good way to cool off?

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[findatree]

I got to see them. A T-rex crushed the trailer I was in.

[honeytoes]

How the hell did you escape?

[findatree]

A lady distracted the dinosaur long enough for us to run.

[i_demand_euphoria]

I saw the dinosaurs. They were cool.

[kid_apocalypse]

I'm...not sure how I feel about dinosaurs right now. On one hand they were really cool to see up close, especially since the ones we saw are clones, like me, but...on the other hand I almost got eaten by a pack of Velociraptors. Had to use my powers to fight 'em off. Heck, I'm lucky I even could fight 'em off. Usually, we don't get to have our powers on trips like that, so I woulda been dino-lunch if I wouldn't have been able to shapeshift big enough to fight 'em.

[onehundred]

They were overrated.

[honeytoes]

Man that sounds like a pretty kick ass adventure.

[Translation: "Man that would have been a cool scenario to create".]

[findatree]

Sure, if you like almost dying.

[honeytoes]

[He sighs...you can't see it over the journals but he's pouting]

Yeah I thought they would be.

So which ones did you see?

[honeytoes]

That's life though.

There'll always be danger around...sometimes you can't even see it when it's in front of you.

It doesn't mean you can't admire how majestic it is.

[honeytoes]

Seriously?

You got to see creatures as old as time and you thought they were overrated?

[findatree]

That's true... I did think they were pretty amazing.

[onehundred]

What does it fucking matter to me if they're old? They did eat one of us though, if that makes them any more impressive to you.

[i_demand_euphoria]

[Ticking off on his hand.] Stegosaurus, velociraptor, compsognathus, and tyrannosaurus rex.

Oh. And I got to ride the stegosaurus.

[honeytoes]

At least you're safe.

But looking at it from an outside perspective you've got to admire how they operate. The way they work together as part of a unit helping to keep the pack alive is nature at it's most coolest.

[honeytoes]

[It does but like hell is he saying that out loud.]

...What is wrong with you kids today?

Who was the poor bastard that got made in to a light lunch?

[savethedarkness]

Bitter about dinosaurs. [she scoffs, and Gary can probably just about see her rolling her eyes] You're just still brassed off that I ran you into the ground at cards.

[honeytoes]

You got to ride the Stegosaurus?

What did it just come up to you and say "hey kid you look tired...fancy a lift?"

[There's a hint of sarcasm there. Nothing personal Calvin he's just sulking because he's a great big man-child.]

[honeytoes]

That's the spirit.

So you can understand why I'm just a little pissy yeah?

[findatree]

I would've been mad if I missed it, too.

[i_demand_euphoria]

Don't be ridiculous, dinosaurs can't talk. [You're being condescended to by a grade-schooler.]

There were a whole bunch of them paused to drink, so Ted and I climbed on their backs. The tail spikes make good handholds.

[honeytoes]

[His temper cools slightly. At least he had good company whilst he was stuck at sea.]

It's a little of both if I'm honest.

And all due respect Ma'am...If you've legitimately only played the odd game here and there then I'm the queen of Persia.

[honeytoes]

You don't say...

Although kudos on the quick thinking.

[honeytoes]

Ah no harm done I guess.

Who knows...somebody around here might have a specimen of some kind I can fuck around with.

[i_demand_euphoria]

We tried to catch a compy too... that one didn't work out so well though.