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[Gold is in the kitchen in workout clothes. His Pokemon are all out behind him as he makes smoothies, in similar workout clothes]

Pfft, so those were the dinosaurs, huh guys? We've had it worse.

[he hands the first one to his Togekiss]

And you could've taken that big dumb t-rex even has a Togepi, huh? Yeah that's right.

[don't mind him as he does a stationary jig while he hogs the blender]

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[When Mabel walks in and sees that little jig of his? Yeah, she's definitely laughing at his expense. Sorry, bro, but that's just hilarious. She covers her mouth as she laughs while walking toward him.]

Can I cut in?

[he was going to tense up and stop but it was just Mabel and keeps jamming]

Go ahead Sweater Gal!

[She slides up beside him, leaning against the counter and staring intently at the blender.]

Whatcha making? Is it a fruit smoothie?

Berry smoothies for my boys.

[see his entourage?]

Wait, really?

[She glances down at the Pokefriends.]

I kind of always thought they just ate pet food.

Yeah, but you can give them different snacks from time to time.

And it won't hurt them? You know, like how chocolate's bad for dogs.

It's made from berries they eat in nature.

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. But it's good for humans to drink, too, right? It sure looks tasty.

You wanna try the spicy shake?

[The pokemon have caught his attention]

... What are those?

[he stops his jig and just stares blankly at the dude as if it were the most obvious thing in the world]

Pokemon, duh.

What's a Pokemon?

These guys right here. [yeah you can tell he's being a little shit]

That doesn't explain much.

Ehh... Show the nice man a tiny flamethrower, Explotaro.

[The Typhosion opens up his mouth and releases a small jet of flame]

... What the hell?!

[he spreads his arms as if he were revealing holy secrets]

Pokemon.

That doesn't explain anything to me.

Animals that control the elements, what's there to get!?

I've never heard or seen of Pokemon? The closest thing we have to them are video game characters.

[He raises a brow at that getup]

You're one to talk.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, nothing! [little shit grin]

[HMMM. Raiden raises an eyebrow but lets that comment slide for now]

So, what purpose do your pokemon serve?

That's a loaded question. They're my partners.

Your partners...? Like.. guardians?

Uhh, no. By partners, I mean partners, not guardians.

Huh... Okay.

[This isn't making much sense to him so he decides to give up asking anymore questions]

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