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paradisa2013-07-05 10:52 pm
goingrogue) wrote in paradisa2013-07-05 10:52 pm
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006; text + voice
[pet owners + animal lovers]
franicis mccuddlebutt is in need of companions
not that francis doesnt like me or anything but u kno
i think s/he could use some friends like him/her
it doesnt have 2 b another foxrabbit thing but if any1 has 1 thatd be totes awesome
or rly any of those other things that say their name
but all animals r welcome
franicis mccuddlebutt (or fanny cuddlebuts 4 short) enjoys cuddles n long walks on teh beach
or rly just walks in general
s/he is not picky bout companions any more than i am
if u dont have a pet an still want to come love all up on fanny ur more than welcome 2
lol look at me pimpin out my pet thing
clearly the best master is i
[animals]
lol i wonder if this is even gonna work again this time
i kinda doubt it
i bet it was all just 1 of those thingies the castle does sometimes
not that i dont think animals can talk
i mean this IS a magykk castle n all
but u kno
if u can c this and arent all hackin shit up then
HOLY WOW UR COOL
not just kinda cool
but ultra super mega awesome wow cool
b friends with francis mccuddlebutt
(and me plz)
[cats]
meow meow mew meow mew mew mew
meow meow meow mew mew mew purrr purr meow
meow purrrrrrrrr
purr purr meow meow mew mew
mew mew mew mew mew
(sure hope i properly translated cat & didnt say anything bout butts there)
[pink luvers]
any1 new out there???
every1 that loved pink b4 still love pink
any1 wanna make a pink lovers club
we can wear pink every day
have a secret pink luvers handshake that ppl that dont like pink wont EVEN get
make pink cupcakes 4 ever1
some1 start this b4 i do
[wizards]
just sits here chinhanding at yall
sighing dreamily
bc wizards
just wow wizards
still cant believe theres rly rl wizards here and just wow
le siiiiiiiiiigh
[people that know how to bake (locked from Jane Crocker)]
ok so i kinda have this bff
& by bff i mean like my absolute totes bff of all time
its more like bffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
xcept i could totes keep goin & itd still be totes accurate
n e way this bff of mine is a total baking goddess
some of u probs know her
i mean cmon her last name is crocker
which if u r not from earth or not from an earth where betty crocker then all u need to kno is its a multimillion dollar company ruled be an evil batterwitch
but i guess at 1 time maybe it wasnt but whateves they are like totes baking geniuses either way
what im trying 2 say here is...............
i cant bake to save my life
not unless its from a package & well
i kinda refuse for reasons
(see the above crocker story 4 more details)
that and i kinda think jane is worth more than powder shit egg oil mix TADA
so if any1 would be willin to
idk help me out an make her something totes cool
thatd be great & i guess i cant offer much in return but i will hug the SHIT outa ya if nothing else
[/end filters]
[voice]
It's SUMMERRRRRRRR. Okay, so I know it's been summer for a few weeks, but summer is totes the best. It is the time of bikinis and pools and tanlines! To be honest this is the first summer I've actually been able to spend with other people. Well, in person. It's kind of hard to have bbq's at across several states and a shit ton of water and about a five-hundred year timezone diff. As much as I love bbqing at the same time and pretending we were all in the same yard, it's clearly not the same.
Sooooooo... What do you guys usually do for summer? And who wants to play beach volleyball and get their tan on with me. I can make a mean drink too if you want, though don't expect me to join you.
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But to the topic at hand, I believe my summer exploits have already played into our discussions in the past. :B
We should have a real barbecue, though! After all, if we're both on the castle grounds, we're technically in the same yard.
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but u kno a girl like me got SO MUCH on her hands
or maybe it has somethin to do with my void powers
maybe i just kinda void everythin all but
but n e way here i am now
im sure u missed my fly pink font all over ur journal huh ;)
oh man a rl bbq would b the bomb diggity
xcept no rl bombs
god i hope no1 would xplode the burgers
i like burgers nonxploded
but janey not just a bbq u should bikini up with me & we can rub tanning oil all over each others bodies n sit out in the sun
u could use a tan
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I've got to admit, I keep an eye out for the colors. It's only people who've played the game who tend to use them.
And gosh, I don't know about a bikini, Roxy, but if we did have a barbecue I would make it a personal mission to ensure that nothing exploded on us.
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:33 < *ac giggles endlessly at the purrfectly adorable and silly name and wants to s33 just what this animal is!*
:33 < i got two new pets recently if you want to do something together with them
:33 < like an animals get together and interact event
:33 < do things like that even exist?
animals;
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i can give u some pink anyday
some pink KISSES
jkkkkkkkkkkkk
or am i
what would u do if i didnt pink text jane
hmmmmmm
what if i started switchin 2 voice what then
what if i switched 2 voice right now
2 late i already have a bikini have a bikini picked out 4 u its totes up ur alley trust me
Baking filter
But I know Jane, she's a good friend. I'll help you out.
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Really now?
I'll have to see it for myself to determine that. :B
[written forever]
Are wizards so uncommon in your world?
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no name can compare
rly omg lets have them have a pet date
like u kno like those playdates ppl do with their kids
but with their pets instead
who cares if it is exists
we can play by our own rules!!!
animals;
ur an animal
a talking animal
whats NOT cool bout that omg that is like the COOLEST
i wish i was a talking animal oh man if only
animals;
Baking filter
more like that x infinity
and probs even beyond
omg u do
why didnt i kno this
omgggggggggggg
ok i accept
how do we get started
tell me everything i need 2 kno!!!
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the truest of friends
jane ur the best srly
let me give u a huge kiss
on the cheek o course
pfffffffft cmon jane
trust me on this 1
i kno a thing or 2 bout style
its totes a perf janey suit
its got ruffles on it an everything
u cannot deny ur not a ruffle girl deep down inside
i just kno these things
[written forever]
more like completely nonxistant
as nonxistant as unicorns
they only xist in stories
theres looooooooots of wizard stories
my fav series ever is totes bout wizards
i admit i have even dabbled in the writing of some fiction of fans myself
Re: animals;
rly rly RLY
tell me MORE
how many of there r u
is it a world full of nothin but talkin animals
i am over here chinhanding so hard
u have no idea
other words r so fascinatin but
talking animals
almost as cool as wizards/span>
Baking filter
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a pokey man or whatever
even though they dont look anything like men so the name is total bullshit and misleading as hell
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Baking filter
those r pretty simple rite
the kinds with the koolaide used for flavoring
i bet shed get a kick outa that
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thats it the poke things
i dont think theyre poke men tho
thatd be weird
theyd prob just be like
men men
men men men men men
talk bout weird
like demandin men left n right
pass
if u have 1 tho we should totes have ours hang out
which kind do u have
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:33 < ok lets do it! it sounds like a lot of fun
:33 < one of my pets is a blue kitty cat
:33 < the other is a red and black fox that can say its own name!!
:33 < that is impurressive, isnt it?
Baking filter
Baking filter
let me tell u what koolaide is
koolaide is childhood in a little packet
and in that pouch is a powder
but not just any powder
its a magic powder
a magic powder that u put in water
stir it up &
TADAAAAA now its juice
xcept not rly juice
more like imitation juice
but u get the idea
at least i hope u get the idea
either way lemme show u the magic of imitation juice in a pouch
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it is only THE best ever
its author was word famous for her works
& just happened 2 be my mom
but thats not the only reason i like it
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does the library usually stock books from other worlds
bc if it does i know what im doing 2morrow
but nuff bout that
if u could c my filter clearly ur a wizard
tell me about urself
im all ears
literally a pile of ears just waitin to hang on ur every word
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You're correct - I am a wizard. [And her interest is oddly charming, if something he'd rather not indulge in much detail.] I'm more interested in thaumaturgical research than actual thaumaturgy, however.
Baking filter
I'm not sure if that's suitable for minors.
animals;
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They are quite amazing, but there are things even they cannot do.
Well, I suppose ruffles don't sound too bad.
Though I'd have to try it on first. You wouldn't say no to that, would you?
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i mean it was but past future me left it with jade
and past future me only had it because john disappeared
so present me is like what the hell do i know about taking care of a giant flaming rat that roars sometimes
also me saying that its flaming isnt an insult btw it is literally on fire
like if you thought hephaestus had bad hair days
this guys got a halo that makes statues of the virgin mary weep with envy
baby jesus cant touch this
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itd be fun either way
maybe in the future we can c if others wanna get together
have regular pet dates with any1 that wants to
but for now it can b just us & ours
ive seen the black fox things b4 i think
the hot chick that gave me Fanny had 1
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i need to go like rn
i bet theres all kinds of books on wizards
omg wizard books
idek if its fictional or not
i would totes get my read on
my nose practically glued 2 the book
yesssssssss
woah rly thats still cool
id totes b all up on the research myself
but i gotta ask why not practice if u got the skillz
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i knew it but i didnt want 2 say it just i ncase
but i clearly have the skillz ;)
i will refrain from telling u what skillz just yet
but u should probs talk 2 rose just in case
as much as i wanna b the 1 2 tell u
im sure shed get much more enjoyment out of it
shes kinda that way u kno
so lemme get this straight
ur from the past where the dave i met was from the future
which means u rly rly dont know anything thats gone on
i was kinda in that situation b4 but there was never another me hangin round before i showed up
i dont even want 2 think bout time shenanigans i got enuff shenanigans goin on
so the dave i knew before had a nongay but actually flamin rat
that jade gave 2 u
which makes it now urs
unless she didnt actually give it 2 u
tho if thats not the case u should just give it up & accept u have a pokething
then get ur tooshie over here with it n hangs with me and fanny
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:33 < if that is the case then i should try to return it to her
:33 < i mean it just sort of adopted me but if it has an owner than that is another thing entirely
:33 < what is her name?
[wizards + baking]
And I'm a fairly skilled baker myself - what did you have in mind?
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youve got a thing for butts
you even named your pokething after a butt
and i shouldnt talk to rose about any of this because shed enjoy it
which is pretty creepily ominous fyi
especially when it comes to something so simple
i mean ive already had this talk a few times before so theres probably nothing else to cover
cause you can only have the talk about people knowing past future you but not present you so many times
and rose got me up to speed on some stuff so it aint like im completely clueless about so called castle wonderfuck
though its totally fucking unfair jade is from the future
thats supposed to be my schtick and i cant have no one jacking my swagger
but yeah i guess ive got partial custody of a nongay flaming rat since jade makes me walk the dumb thing
do you want partial custody of a nongay flaming rat
because ill see what i can do about the adoption papers
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I like to think I've practiced enough. I'm fairly good at it by now.
Re: Baking filter
its just juice
not juice wink wink
just normal juice
4kids n everythin
animals;
where im from animals dont talk
tbf theres not a lot of humans either
but thats kinda another story all 2gether
u can meet me tho
im another human an p cool
& then ull have met another human and ill have seen a talking animal in person!
win/win
Baking filter
Baking filter
its just water juice but its SO GOOD
i should try & get my hands on some so u can try it
& then we can use it for baking
just put it in for flavorin instead of normal flavoring stuff
itll be soooooo good
i bet the kitchen has some
what kinda kitchen doesnt have koolaide
if it doesnt it isnt fit 2 be a kitchen
come on u should come with me
Baking filter
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there! hows that for journal smooches
now why dont u get ur tooshie up here an we can c bout that suit
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Well, I guess I've been proven wrong this time, and I will graciously admit it!
I'll be there in a jiffy! :B
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u owe me tho
no entry till i get my return smooch
rite on the cheek
u can even be all frenchy bout it
1 cheek then the other
or however rly
but not entry
until i get
my sweet sweet crocker lovins
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Your intent wouldn't be to make me giggle to death, would it? Because you are being extremely silly!
I would be happy to kiss your cheek!