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originalcopy ([personal profile] originalcopy) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-07-29 02:19 pm
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Post Japan round up [Dictated / Action]

Yeah, so just a reminder to people filtering to me.  If you want to keep it private you still have to use my full name.    Bullshit, I know.

Oh, and was I the only one dissapointed by the lack of giant cheesy monsters? 

[Filtered to Tex]

Hey, I have to check on something but I think I have a way to get you a body like mine. 

[Filtered to Natasha]

Are you going to be in?  

[Filtered to Sunny]

Did you get a chance to enjoy Japan?

[Once he has that done it's time to pack his old body in a crate and haul it down to the garage.  Like hell is he bringing it all the way to Stark Tower by hand.  He's going to borrow the Warthog for that shit.]

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[personal profile] lonenoble 2013-07-30 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Dryly] I think it was bad enough. Don't be disappointed. I'm still healing from that mess.

Then again, you weren't one of the lucky ones that had to deal with the monster that did show up.
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Private to Leonard 'Laser Face' Church

[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck have you gotten me into now?
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No idea, but Tucker can follow some simple instructions

[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
What's up, dickwad?

Five goddamned minutes ago. I just realized this was fucking communications device, no thanks to the demented fucktards who were letting me think it was a talking book.

But seriously, what the fuck have you gotten me into now?

babyaliendaddy: (I'm a lover not a fighter)

Church, man why does Tucker got to think of these things?

[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not as stupid as a talking book, dude.

I'm in some ... garden, outside of the evil sentient castle that kidnapped us. Why?

[His eyes narrowed behind his helmet.] This isn't going to involve some crazy Freelancer female, is it?

[Of course he's not. Lazy goddamned sonnvabitch. Good thing Tucker's missed you too, bro.]
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Re: Tucker

[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, there are like, cave people here? Shit, this thing really does like it's dimensional travel. And frankly, that might be the only other use for a data pad.

[Uh huh.]

Last time you asked me to do that, we fought an army of Texes. Pardon me for being paranoid. [Another pause] Tex? And more Freelancers? Is Carolina here? Or Washington?

[He moved towards the castle.] On my way, dude. [It doesn't take that long to find the lobby - it's right on front of the giant doors in the front.]
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[personal profile] lonenoble 2013-07-30 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. It did. A number of us ended up in some other dimension with an alien trying to kill us. Not that different from home.

Injured, but I'll live. I'm a Spartan.
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Church

[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, it really is going to dicks in armor and turkey legs.

Yeah dude, don't you remember? [A pause] Have you been fucking re-set again? Shit, this is going to be a long story - which will include how I know Carolina and Wash.

[Tucker comes around the corner, and now ... he's going to stare. Because that sure was a guy standing there. And not what he knew to be an empty suit of body armor.]

Uh.

Damn.

You got all ... corporal. [He walked over cautiously, gesturing with his gun.] Stick out your arm.

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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ho-lee shit, seriously? Great, not only did I get sent back to the medieval ages with an evil castle, I'm literally now dealing with time-travel.

[He reached out and squeezed Church's arm, before whistling quietly.] Yeah dude! That's pretty sweet! I don't want to know what kind of mutant experiment they had to pull off to give you an actual body, but still! Now you can get laid.

The fuck if I know, dude, the Director in disguise?

[He eyed Church, and then eyed the crate.] ...Yeah, I should have seen this one coming. All right. [He sighed, slung his gun over his back, and then went to lift it.] Now start talking, fleshbot.
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That other chick called it that. Castle Wonderfuck. Fitting.

[Tucker smirked from behind his helmet.]

What with that body being a virgin, dude, yeah. Getting it refitted all the way should be your priority. Bow chicka bow wow!

[He gives him a very blank look. You should know why you look like the Director, dude. If you don't, then time travel has got a lot to fucking answer for.]

What the hell is in this thing, anyways?

Harper. Asshole. Got it. [IE friend.] So he built you a robot container ... cool. Much better than the flying bowling ball. Although that had a laser on it. So what extras did you get with the fleshbot? [He waggled his eyebrows.] Did you get ...extensions? Bow chicka bow wow!
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh wow, Tucker will not want to burst this particular bubble.]

Ffft, whatever, pussy.

[Tucker peered back over the box to look at Church's face.] Okay, I can see the advantage of that.

And ... three, wait, Tex is here? Is she - you know - okay?

[You only wish you could see this Look, Church.] Man, it is not my fault I'm apparently from the fucking future where future shit happened. You need to tell me what you remember, so I don't go blabbing out future events and wreck our own timeline. Again. With four billion Wyomings.

[And with that last statement, Tucker drops his end of the box.] Mother Fucker, what do you MEAN T-rex? There are DINOSAURS here?!
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[personal profile] lonenoble 2013-07-30 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. There was a hostile alien. And bullets didn't work very well on it. We survived.

It took a piece out of my arm.
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-31 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Woah ... then yeah, I won't be saying shit. [Because so much had happened since then, it really wasn't funny.]

[He slowly nodded his head to that, as he reached down to pick up the crate again. Then he paused.] Wait a minute dude, are you telling me that your armor body is in here? [He eyed it.] Creepy.

[He eyed Church, in turn.] Just how far away is the dinosaur island? And why the hell did you not lead with that?
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2013-07-31 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well all right. Empty robotic armor isn't that bad. [Considering everything else.] Dude, where do you go when you leave the body anyways? For your ... ah, Ghost thing.

[And here he went and did not say anything.] Kind of like a giant holographic thingie. [Man, the past just keeps repeating itself.]

Dude, you know I don't like transporters. [Damned black icky stuff.] I'll just steer around that damned thing, thank you very much. [He plucked up the crate again.]

Okay, so don't be trusting the evil castle. Figured that would be a given.
Edited 2013-07-31 03:35 (UTC)

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