carley (
batteriesarehard) wrote in
paradisa2013-08-23 10:59 pm
Entry tags:
001 | Dictated
You know, at first I thought this place was too good to be true. There's nice beds, I took the world's longest shower, the kitchen is filled with food, and everything is nicely protected by giant stone walls.
Apparently, it also has the world's hottest coffee.
[There's an annoyed sigh now, followed by the sound of ceramic clinking against ceramic.]
After the coffee I wished for in my room burned the fuck out of my mouth, I came down to the kitchen to make my own. Guess what?
Still hot as lava. So I try iced coffee, what the hell, it's hot outside anyway.
Burned again. I could see the god damn ice cubes, but no.
So I've decided. This is hell.
[Anyone who happens to come to the kitchen now will find Carley glaring at a counter with cups of coffee lined up, all of her attempts that have quite literally burned her.
Stupid coffee.]
Apparently, it also has the world's hottest coffee.
[There's an annoyed sigh now, followed by the sound of ceramic clinking against ceramic.]
After the coffee I wished for in my room burned the fuck out of my mouth, I came down to the kitchen to make my own. Guess what?
Still hot as lava. So I try iced coffee, what the hell, it's hot outside anyway.
Burned again. I could see the god damn ice cubes, but no.
So I've decided. This is hell.
[Anyone who happens to come to the kitchen now will find Carley glaring at a counter with cups of coffee lined up, all of her attempts that have quite literally burned her.
Stupid coffee.]

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