Am I serious? You do not question that the castle can grant your every petty little wish, that you can eat whatever delicacies you want, but you think it does not ask for something in return? Let me guess, you haven't discovered your loss yet. I can help: it was obviously the two brain cells you had before you got here, because the castle can be just as mean as it is kind.

But you will learn that when you spend time as a doll, or unable to stop singing and dancing and humping everything you see. Maybe this will be the year that the monster comes back and kidnaps all the children again! Let's see how much you trust the castle when the trees bleed.