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[sworn]

[Dictated in the most stern, motherly tone she's used in all her time in the castle.]

To the children who found it amusing to cause blatant vandalism and leave a trail of messes in their wake?

Need I remind you that your temper tantrums that are so obviously aimed at the castle itself do nothing to the castle? The only ones who suffer from your disregard for others are the residents around you, who you so obviously care little for, otherwise you would not have gone so far out of your way to inconvenience us.

Do you truly think Paradisa cares if you paint obscenities on its walls? You're only giving it more anger to feed upon. You're doing the castle a favor.

The next time you want to stomp your feet like a child, do it elsewhere.

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[samson]

[kids, tho.]

Oh, I thought that was the castle.

[sworn]

It was the hastily written curse toward the castle on the lobby wall that gave it away.

[samson]

Maybe the castle's going through a rebellious stage...

[sworn]

Right. It has more pride than that. Besides, the same red-stained footprints at the pool matched the shoe prints in the laundry room. They were faint, but still there.

dictated 4eva;

[ensorceler]

Aptly stated, General.

[samson]

Don't tell me you're so hard-up for things to do that you're tracking vandals now.

[whistles_the_blues]

Do you really think that chastising them over the journal is really going to make them stop?

[savethedarkness]

While I do agree with you, I must say that if someone gets an idea in their mind to do things however the hell they want, I have it on several years' experience that they'll do it no matter who tells them not to.

[ahem ahem double oh seven.]

dictated;

[goingrogue]

You tell 'em mom. I bet they'll totally listen to a hot milf like you. You should probs like wag your finger round a little. I think they'll really get the idea then.

[sworn]

Thank you, my lady. It needed to be said.

[sworn]

Perhaps not, but at least they and others will know how ridiculously foolish their behavior is.

[sworn]

Is that so? And if one does do whatever the hell they want, does that mean that it is right? Should we all condone it simply because that is what they want to do?

[Garrosh wishes to annihilate the Alliance and even some of his Horde. Should they just roll over and let him be because he wants to do whatever the hell he wants?]

[sworn]

Dare I ask what a "milf" is?

[sworn]

I cannot help it if my keen eyes take notice of these things.

[goingrogue]

Well, allow me to edumicate you. It stands for... Mother I'd like to... uhhhh... friend? Yeah, friend. Let's go with that one. Mother I'd like to friend. You are the hottest mother I'd like to friend. Winky-face for emphasis.

[ensorceler]

Though I doubt they will take heed.

[sworn]

Then they are bigger fools than I'd imagined. Regardless of whether or not they even give my words a passing thought, their idiocy needed to be called out.

[sworn]

[O h .]

Forget I asked.

[goingrogue]

Maybe you should give 'em the old paddle. I'm sure they'd really listen then. Or are you more of a belt kinda lady? Oh, oh, I know! A crop, right? Totes classier than a paddle or belt. And you, my main MILF is the classiest lady i ever spoke to.

[sworn]

[Oh Light no, why is this...]

Please stop this line of thinking.

[goingrogue]

What line of thinking? Did I says something wrong? I'm only talkin bout friendly mothers punishing bad children. Jeez, what'd you think I was saying?

[samson]

Ha! Yeah, you need real keen eyesight to notice all this stuff.

[The blood red pool and all the bubbles were kind of hard to miss.]

[sworn]

I was referring to the footprints. Unless of course you're holding to your theory that the castle suddenly sprouted legs and did this to itself.

[sworn]

Miss Lalonde.

[Hey look, it's the stern motherly tone again!]

[goingrogue]

Snap. I'm sure gonna get it now. Next you'll go all middle name on me, right? Sure dodged a bullet on that one considerin I don't have one.