Ha. Holy shit, that sounds crazy. I'm an international spy.

[He'll walk over and look in at the impressive armor. Naturally, the first thing that crosses his mind is wondering whether there's a way to fuck her in it. The second is that it looks kinda like the suit that blue dude that he crash landed on top of had on when he arrived at the castle.]

Jesus, that's awesome. Hang on a second... you must be from the same place as that guy Tucker. Do the different colors mean something?

[Awkward. He feels kind of like a dick for asking now. Nothing new there.]

Right. South it is.