Everybody do the room shuffle.

[originalcopy]

Son of a bitch, I hate this goddamn place! Where the fuck is my room?!

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[putuporshutup]

Probably the one with the clever yet painfully obvious clue on the door, genius.

[originalcopy]

Wow, what great advice... it's too bad none of the fucking things make any sense to me.

I mean if there was one like "kickass leader" or something.

[putuporshutup]

[She snorts.] Good luck with that.

[originalcopy]

Hey, it's gotta' make sense right?

Oh-le-shit... I think I just found Tucker's room. [snickering]

[putuporshutup]

Oh my God. [She laughs too.]Yes. What does it say?

[originalcopy]

Oh no, this is the kind of thing you need to see for yourself.

[babyaliendaddy]

Fuck if I know, dude.

But I know where mine is.

Buncha dicks in this place.

[And that is one sad sounding Tucker right there.]

[originalcopy]

Wonderfuck strikes again.

[babyaliendaddy]

Whatever, dude. I'm gonna go drink.

[originalcopy]

Yeah... don't get so fucked up you need a shovel to the head.

[Thanks for reminding him of what he can't do to deal with shit around here.]

[babyaliendaddy]

Yeah ... yeah. Like you won't enjoy hitting me with a damned shovel anyways.

[originalcopy]

[maybe once or twice]

Heh, better me than Tex.

[babyaliendaddy]

[C'mon. Seriously?]

True. Tex will break all of me.

[originalcopy]

[Ok, maybe just once and just for your own good.]

And she considers beating you up a job perk, so I don't get charged extra.

[babyaliendaddy]

I'm so glad to know that I'm falling under the discount plan.

[originalcopy]

Way to be a team player man. [snerk]

[whistles_the_blues]

Maybe the castle kicked you out?

I know I would.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, I should be so lucky.

[whistles_the_blues]

With all the name plates switched around, your best bet would be to just keep trying doors until you find yours.

...Mine was fairly obvious so it didn't take long to find.

[originalcopy]

Mine isn't so obvious, I think I'm am going to have to start trying random doors.

That or just stay in town until the castle decides to stop being a dick.

[babyaliendaddy]

If I was a real team player, I'd kill your ass again.

[Because that's how Blue Team rolled.]

[originalcopy]

Fuck you man, Caboose has killed me so many god damn times that I'm paid up for eternity.

[babyaliendaddy]

Yeah, well, I'd say it's karma but ... nah, totally karma.

[whistles_the_blues]

Great idea, unless it's one of those ideas that the castle doesn't decide to stop with.

I'd go with the random doors idea.

[originalcopy]

Karma's a motherfucking bitch.

Oh, I found your door by the way.

[babyaliendaddy]

Yeah, talk about fucking karma ... I found it earlier.

[putuporshutup]

I'll bite. Where at?

[originalcopy]

Fourth floor.