[Bloater Sighting!] [Accidental Dictation]

[babyaliendaddy]

[The journal falls open to Tucker's coughing as he wheezes in the spores, accidentally knocking his journal to the ground.] Goddamnit ... this shit's not cool. Why in the name of fuck is the ventilation system not fucking working ... probably that crazy ... Mara ... bitch.

[Another wheeze, and the sound of Tucker opening the door.] Aw man! It's worse out he- what the fuck?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?! Aw shit! Sword! Sword! Where the fuck did I put my sword?1

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dictated

[samson]

[???] What the hell? What's going on?

[dog_eat_dog]

The ventilation system? What?

Re: dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Big thing! Big Mushroom thing and it's coming for me! [There's the sound of clattering as Tucker shoves on his armor.] Crap, the journal is open! CRAP SEND HELP!

[babyaliendaddy]

There are spores and a mushroom monster! SEND FUCKING HELP!

[dog_eat_dog]

[Tess finds her heart picking up already. Oh Jesus Christ. It's here. It has to be, what else could be described like that?]

She shouts in response, voice going up a pitch. Oh god, oh god.

It's an infected. If you breathe in those spores you will become one, alright? Get the fuck out of there!

Dictated

[toobravehearted]

Hello, just Tucker. I'm sorry to disappoint. It's not me. This time.

[Just then, a sizeable rock comes sailing through Tucker's window.

Take a guess who threw it, Tuck?]

[babyaliendaddy]

Are you fucking kidding me!? Seriously?! Shit - okay, good - Mara threw a rock through my window! I'm about to 'later bitches outta here'! Anything else I need to know?

Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

[Tucker ducks out of the way as he grabbed the sword, FINALLY, before he stared at the window. Then ... he grinned.]

Mara, baby, you're one beautiful bitch right now.

whoops sorry about that formatting fuckery, was on mobile

[dog_eat_dog]

If you have to fight it, fire is the only way. Not bullets, fire!

dictated

[samson]

Where?

OOC

[dog_eat_dog]

[OOC: Wait... Tucker is on the fourth floor. How did Mara throw a rock hard/precise enough to break a fourth floor window, let alone how will Tucker get out from there?]

Re: whoops sorry about that formatting fuckery, was on mobile

[babyaliendaddy]

Fire! ... Awesome, I have no fire! God Damnit!

Re: OOC

[babyaliendaddy]

[OOC: I have no idea how she/he broke the window ...but Tucker's gonna jump.]

Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

What's all the fuss about mate?

Re: dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Fourth floor!

[A pause, while Tucker flips a page.] BRING FIRE!

Re: Dicated

[babyaliendaddy]

Can't talk! Mushroom monster! Gotta get the hell outta here before I become one!

dictated

[samson]

Alright, just -- calm the hell down. Okay? You're gonna be fine.

[Big mushroom thing... whatever. Brock'll grab his lighter and an aerosol can for a makeshift flamethrower before he heads out.]

OOC

[dog_eat_dog]

[OOC: Alrighty! Enjoy that fall, Tucker, lol.]

[dog_eat_dog]

What the fuck do you mean you have no firepower? You don't have a single lighter, no flammable aerosols, not even a goddamn towel you can set on fire and put between you? You people are fucking useless!

Re: dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

YOU say that when a mushroom monster is trying to eat you! Oh God it smashed my door like the Kool-aid man! GET BACK!

Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

What? Are you kidding me? How...?

[babyaliendaddy]

What the fuck do you think I carry with me, a boy's scout kit?! I have a gun and a sword, lady!

Re: Dicated

[babyaliendaddy]

Don't know! AUGH it came through the door I gotta jump! BACK! BACK MUSHROOM THING!

Re: Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

Oh shite..

[dog_eat_dog]

You live in a fucking castle that allows you to wish for anything! Have a fucking emergency kit!

[She slams the journal; she's going to get prepared.]