eaglet: (a trip to boston)
Connor (Ratonhnhaké:ton) ([personal profile] eaglet) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2014-03-05 03:18 pm

eleventh. written.

Today I have been in this place for a year. There is still much I do not understand about its ways as well as the ways of the people who live here, including all of you. There are times where I think I am adjusting, where I think I am understanding, but then something happens and it is clear that I am not.

I am not sure if I will ever understand.

[friends + Assassins]
There is a man here now by the name of Haytham Kenway. Treat him as genially as you like, but I warn you not to trust him. - Connor

[Assassins + Maria Thorpe - Edward Kenway]
He is a Templar. I do not ask for favours lightly, but I will ask you this: Do not kill him for this fact only; there is no point in this world. - Connor
preformthisneigh: (Harassing the elderly)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sure am! I arrived a couple of days ago.
preformthisneigh: (It's not theft)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-11 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean the sleepwalking thing? It's okay, weird stuff happens in Equestria all the time.

[Most of it happens in Ponyville but details. He probably should ask if Connor got through it ok, but that thought doesn't occur to him. Sorry bro, he needs to level up hi friendship abilities first.]

It sure gets back to normal quickly.
preformthisneigh: (This is pie for reals)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-12 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, that's the kingdom I live in. We have a lot of magic, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any sentient castles there.
preformthisneigh: (Just like that)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-12 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, not everypony can use magic. That's mostly just for the unicorns and the alicorns.

Pegasi too, I guess. In their own wing-y, weather change-y way.
preformthisneigh: (Really really lemony squeezy)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-13 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't fight it, Connor. Let the magic into your life.]

Sure! That's what I am, a pony. A party pony.
preformthisneigh: (Just a pony and his rubber chicken)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-14 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a pony who plans parties.

[Descriptive!]

Some of the best parties in Equestria, by the way.
preformthisneigh: (Really really lemony squeezy)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-14 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pauses here, as if he's taking inventory.]

Four hooves, curly mane, curly tail, super handsome muzzle.

Yep. Definitely a pony.
preformthisneigh: (Upstaged)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-16 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The same way you are? I just open my mouth and words come out.
preformthisneigh: (A pair of pony party planners)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-19 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
We do where I come from. There are talking ponies everywhere. As far as the eye can see!
preformthisneigh: (Stare)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-21 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[PAUSE.]

...No? Look, hang on, just one...sec.

[Maybe he wished up an inkpot, maybe he stood in a paint palette, maybe he got a pile of fondue; but however he managed it, there's now a wet hoofprint sinking into the paper.]

Does that work? Did that get through to your page?
preformthisneigh: (Exit stage left)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-21 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least it's proof he's not lying. Or maybe it's just proof he's a crazy man who's kidnapped a tiny horse.]

See, totally a talking pony.
preformthisneigh: (Everything is perfect now)

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[personal profile] preformthisneigh 2014-03-25 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Name's Cheese Sandwich, nice to meetcha.