I'll refresh your memory: Hi, I'm Tess. Before Paradisa, I lived in a glorified refugee camp for the last fifteen years of my life, where I ate tinned food that was five years expired and it was a good year if I could get my hands on a relatively new pair of jeans, let alone underwear. I now sleep in a luxury bed every night and eat whatever I please, and I could throw away clothes after wearing them once if I really wanted to, but I wasn't raised that way.

Not all of us come from New York apartments, Katie.