6 ❧ Dictated

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[It's the crack of dawn and someone is already awake and outside. (Actually he never went to sleep, damn elves.) And he's bored.

Legolas and boredom rarely mix well.

So what does he do? He opens up his journal.

Everyone will be greeted to a cheerful voice!]

Are most of you still asleep? You waste a beautiful day!

[The Sun is barely even awake and you are the ones wasting the day. Clearly. HDU.]

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[the_effect_she_has]

Someone sounds like they are ready to be trounced in archery today. [Said the voice over the journal.] Because yes, I will be asking for a rematch.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Ask for as many as you wish. I do not mind beating you again and again~

[Aren't you supposed to be singing to the castle?]

[the_effect_she_has]

Oh, I don't think you'll beat me every time, Legolas. Considering just how close I got.

[Maybe. Probably. You still haven't told her when, or what.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

You only came so close because my eyes are not so keen as they were.

[He can make her sing when everyone is awake then?]

[the_effect_she_has]

Oh, so you admit you're practically near infirm?

[Sounds like a plan. Let's not awaken all of the castle, hm? Still haven't given her a song, so she might just sing her own and be done with it.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Hardly! I did still beat you after all.

[One of her songs is alright with him.]

[dictated]

[fearbringer]

Most tend to wake up a bit later than dawn.

[the_effect_she_has]

By a hair, sir. Just by a hair. I'm sure I can take you.

[And yes, she's still grinning because oh ho, you just agreed to that.]

[dictated]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Precisely why I say they are wasting the day~

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

More than a hair!

[Grin all you want Katniss. He'll wipe that grin away.]

[dictated]

[fearbringer]

And by the time they hear your message, it'll be too late.

[dictated]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

But the lesson will be learned.

[He's just being a little shit.]

Dictated

[deductiongeek]

[Conan had not had his coffee yet. This may explain his grumpiness.]

With a wake up call like that, I doubt anyone is still asleep.

[the_effect_she_has]

Two hairs, perhaps. Either I'm better than you thought, or you are getting cold.

[Oh Legolas, as if you could. Especially since you're the one causing it.]

[dictated]

[fearbringer]

You really think so?

I doubt it.

dictated;

[lord_wizard]

Be. Quiet. [And that's the sound of someone shoving the journal under something heavy]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[The sound of faux sputtering.]

I am barely five hundred years old!

[dictated]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Doubt what you will~

Dictated

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Conan used Grump! It wasn't very effective.

Legolas is still cheerful. Then again, when you travel with a dwarf, you get used to it.]

Oh good, I wouldn't wish them to waste away the day.

dictated;

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[And this is the sound of someone just laughing~]

[the_effect_she_has]

[Yes, there's the laugh that floated through this.]

'Only five hundred'? Oh please, old man.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

'Old' man? I am still young to my people.

[Granted, he reached full maturity four hundred years ago but that's still young.]

[the_effect_she_has]

Then your people are ancient and you're still an old man.

[Hah, yeah, she was never going to let him live this down.]

[dictated]

[fearbringer]

And what is it that makes you different from the others? Why do you like getting up so early?

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

To us you are but children. Were you an elf you would be... ninety years old?

[He will declare war on you, Katniss. So help him!]