[after your weekly dose of Leonard Cohen, Mark's voice drifts over the journals and the airwaves (of those with radios, of course). he sounds laid back, as usual, but there's something just underneath his tone - the sort of edge someone gets when they're building up to saying something important, but trying to stay cool about it] So, looks like in the middle of losing a whole metric fuckton'a people, we've only got two newbies to tip our hats to this week:
Ashley and
Elend. Almost makes you wonder if this place is gearin' up for something ... anyone else ever notice how that happens?
Now, this week, I was gonna talk to you all about some of the
stupidass shit I found in the gym the other day, and enlighten the general population as to how much the human race is willing to make itself look like a bunch of idiots in the pursuit of droppin' pounds. I was gonna. And then I thought maybe I could regale you with my Top Ten Things To Do When You're Alone. ... But my solemn duty as your resident DJ isn't just to burp into the mic and educate you on all the things you can call your party parts, no.
And I know we already had one
journal PSA this week, but we need one more. Yeah, that's right, Hard Harry's gonna cut the crude and get serious. Over the last week, we lost a lotta people ... and some of them took on some pretty big responsibilities. The kind of shit that nobody notices, but it matters when the fit hits the shan. Some of it's bein' taken care of already by some people I know ...
[he's referring to York and the other Freelancers helping fill in for Carolina's absence, of course] ... but I bet there's a whole bunch of people right now who don't even remember what Alan Bradley was in charge of before he got sent home.
There's this emergency program called Code Blair - I dunno why they call it that, it got started waaaay back in the day before yours truly was here, by some guy a friend of mine knew. But the basic idea is that it's run by a group of volunteers who keep an eye on all the kids in the castle, make sure they're safe if something dangerous happens - and that includes people who randomly turn into kids for a week or so, too.
This is important shit, you guys. The castle's pullin' em in younger and younger. Today I had - well, as close to a full conversation as you can have with a two-year-old
gnawing on the couch. And seriously, earlier today I heard a kid
cryin' for its mom. I'm no Kindergarten Cop or any of that shit, but I know there've got to at least be some of you who care whether or not these kids are safe. Let's get on that.
I don't know if anyone's willin' to step up and take Alan's torch, but in the meantime, I can at least get a list of interested parties, if any of you wanna drop me a line. I wouldn't mind an update from the home front from the folks who ran out to Lastlook, too, I hear you're back in one piece, yeah?
Those of you who could give less of a shit, well, we've still got some lovely parting gifts for you. Keep listenin', folks, and remember to talk hard.
[he slowly turns up his audio feed until this week's playlist drifts over the airwaves, then cracks open his perennial can of cherry Pepsi and waits for people to start speaking up]