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save_the_souls[Dictated, from the clinic. Oh look whose back awake. His tone is very short and annoyed, as he possibly just spent a good deal of time after waking up scrubbing marker off his face]
Whatever Dr. House said about me the past week, don't believe it. He was the one to knock me out.
Now if anyone could be so kind to fill me in on anything I missed, I would very much appreciate that.
[OOC: Allen is awake and has a second loss. ]
Whatever Dr. House said about me the past week, don't believe it. He was the one to knock me out.
Now if anyone could be so kind to fill me in on anything I missed, I would very much appreciate that.
[OOC: Allen is awake and has a second loss. ]
eaglet[This is written in intentionally disguised handwriting. In other words it's anonymous.]
I have a question regarding a personal matter and would ask for advice. If your [there are a bunch of scribbles here, obfuscating a word] teacher brings you to a place where there are women who are expected to behave in a certain way, is this normal?
I have a question regarding a personal matter and would ask for advice. If your [there are a bunch of scribbles here, obfuscating a word] teacher brings you to a place where there are women who are expected to behave in a certain way, is this normal?
001 | Dictated
Aug. 23rd, 2013 10:59 pmbatteriesarehardYou know, at first I thought this place was too good to be true. There's nice beds, I took the world's longest shower, the kitchen is filled with food, and everything is nicely protected by giant stone walls.
Apparently, it also has the world's hottest coffee.
[There's an annoyed sigh now, followed by the sound of ceramic clinking against ceramic.]
After the coffee I wished for in my room burned the fuck out of my mouth, I came down to the kitchen to make my own. Guess what?
Still hot as lava. So I try iced coffee, what the hell, it's hot outside anyway.
Burned again. I could see the god damn ice cubes, but no.
So I've decided. This is hell.
[Anyone who happens to come to the kitchen now will find Carley glaring at a counter with cups of coffee lined up, all of her attempts that have quite literally burned her.
Stupid coffee.]
Apparently, it also has the world's hottest coffee.
[There's an annoyed sigh now, followed by the sound of ceramic clinking against ceramic.]
After the coffee I wished for in my room burned the fuck out of my mouth, I came down to the kitchen to make my own. Guess what?
Still hot as lava. So I try iced coffee, what the hell, it's hot outside anyway.
Burned again. I could see the god damn ice cubes, but no.
So I've decided. This is hell.
[Anyone who happens to come to the kitchen now will find Carley glaring at a counter with cups of coffee lined up, all of her attempts that have quite literally burned her.
Stupid coffee.]
☼ [Dictated] ☼
Aug. 23rd, 2013 11:23 pmaphoenixsongSCREEEEEEEEECH!
[A pause and then...]
SCREEEEECH SCREECH SCREECH!
[One can almost see Albus scratching his head and sighing.]
It cannot translate Mermish. What a shame. I had hoped to share a poem I once read on a stone underwater. Clearly that will not be possible.
I do apologize if I startled anyone. Mermish is a curious language. It is most unpleasant on the ears above water and yet it is almost lyrical once you join the Mermaids in their natural environment.
[A pause and then...]
SCREEEEECH SCREECH SCREECH!
[One can almost see Albus scratching his head and sighing.]
It cannot translate Mermish. What a shame. I had hoped to share a poem I once read on a stone underwater. Clearly that will not be possible.
I do apologize if I startled anyone. Mermish is a curious language. It is most unpleasant on the ears above water and yet it is almost lyrical once you join the Mermaids in their natural environment.