14th Elevator-Voice/Written

[honeytoes]

[ Gary is currently standing in the lobby. Behind him is a familiar looking whiteboard and on the table next to him is a jar and a notebook. He'd have asked M to borrow the deathmatch again but since he hadn't heard from her in a while he wasn't going to try and overstep his boundaries and just assume it was alright to use it again...it wouldn't feel right.]

Ok people...get ready to raid your piggy banks because it's time to liven things up around here and start the second ever Paradisa betting pool. For those of you who weren't here for the first one. I'll go over the rules in a bit. Needless to say the last one won one hundred and ten caisos went to a very worth winner...namely me.

And regarding any potential "Karmic backlash" argument just remember two things. One I'm hosting this thing so chances are if anybody's going to get screwed it's going to be me.  Secondly things are already pretty fucked up here...how much worse can this place actually get in the end? And at least this way we can get fucked and make money.

Anyway if you're interested in playing either come down to the lobby or let me know over the journal network.

[ The following gets written in the journal network.]

The Rules
1) Bets are taken on the first castle wide incident of October
2) Bets are between ten and a hundred Caisos maximum. Once an offer is down it can't be removed from the table.
3) Bets can be put in between now and whenever the first event hits the castle.
4) In the event of there being no winner for October, bets will be rolled over into the month of November. The option is available for those who want to change their bets.

4-[Filtered away from M and Bond.]

[hasmommyissues]

[ Look who it is kids, it's everybodys favourite cyber terrorist.  Only he's been taking time out to lick his wounds from his massive failiure to kill M and re evaluate his position in Paradisa. Also having god damn arrows fired into him and throwing himself out a window to escape hurts like hell. But since he knows you'll all worry about him it's time he let his voice be heard again.]

Hello again friends. It has been a while has it not?

I understand a number of you set off on an expedition into strange and foreign lands recently yes? Ohh how exciting. To venture in to the unknown in the name of understanding and adventure. It is...admirable.

But I do hope you all returned home safely, it is so easy for these things to turn nasty.

[There's a slight wince as if a recent injury is currently causing him some discomfort.]

I would have volunteered my services to help but alas I have been recovering from a little hunting accident...nothing too serious, but a little rest and relaxation always helps for a speedy recovery.

[ Filtered to Katniss Everdeen.]

I have one thing to say to you my dear.

[ Filtered to M]

[He makes a sound as if he's about to speak but decides against it...he's not in the mood to deal with that shit right now.]