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[secondchances]

I'm glad I'm not the only one to end up with a new roommate, but I wish I could have kept the cute snake. Heck, I'd settle for the bat, despite the irony. But noooooo, I get the ghost. Because I really need something popping out of my furniture and giving me a heart attack at random intervals throughout the day.

I have no idea if that thing only gets a kick out of doing it to me, or if it also likes scaring others, so... sorry? If a floating, purple ball of gas comes out of your shower drain, feel free to, umm.... blow air at it or something.

I guess you can't put a leash on a ghost, huh...