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[hullo_sweetie]

What's the point in having a sword if I don't get a chance to use it? Aren't princes supposed to just sweep in and rescue their princesses? All of this running around is trying my patience. I know stating this won't do me any good, but I fully intend to get my husband back.

By force if necessary.

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[kungfuwitch]

You got a sword? Mine disappeared and I can't get another one.

[sigh]

But I'm right there with you. Nothing's going to keep me from getting my boyfriend back.

[hullo_sweetie]

I've got one. Haven't tried to use it yet, not really my style.

[Thank god for fellow BAMF women]

How many items have we managed to cross off the list so far?

[kungfuwitch]

I can give you a few pointers if you'd like.

I know of the glass slipper and the red cape... I think we have others too, though.

[hullo_sweetie]

Oh I know how to use it, I just prefer something a bit more modern.

I'll see if I can catch up with some of the other princes. Get a clearer checklist of what we've got.

[likethetragedy]

You're not the only one thinking that. [She's just waiting for that force part.]

[hullo_sweetie]

I think we should all band together and kick some witchy ass.

[likethetragedy]

Agreed once we know for sure what's going on. Attacking the witch holding our people prematurely could end in disaster.

[kungfuwitch]

Yeah. It would help if we knew how much we had to find.

[hullo_sweetie]

Once we find everything though, we can kick ass and take names.

[She's looking forward to that part]

[hullo_sweetie]

Only if we lose.

[Sigh]

But you have a point there.

[kungfuwitch]

You know it. If they think they're just going to take them and not have to face any consequences they have another thing coming.

[hullo_sweetie]

Exactly.

[Me thinks this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship]

I'm River Song, by the way.

[likethetragedy]

I really wish I didn't. [She'd love to slap that little brat straight.]

[kungfuwitch]

Phoebe Halliwell. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[hullo_sweetie]

Likewise. I feel like we should stick close together.

[To kick ass]

Call on me, should you need me.

[Good god this curse was making her speak Shakespearean]

[hullo_sweetie]

I share that same sentiment. When it comes time for force, I expect I'll see you?

[likethetragedy]

You can. I guess I'll be seeing you then too.