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bro_codebreaker ([personal profile] bro_codebreaker) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-05-09 10:52 am
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blog one-oh-eight

[well. that had been an interesting week - and like all interesting Paradisa things, Barney was determined to carry on with his life and Never Speak Of It Again. he'd piled all his hair up under a top hat to rival The Cat in the Hat and taken himself down into town. the stylist had been most accomodating - his usual, with a pedicure to boot - and now that his head was a good twenty pounds lighter and he was back in his beloved suit, on speaking terms with his beloved Triumvirate, and got his yearly musical bent out of his system, Barney Stinson was feeling like he could get down to business.

walking back up to the castle was usually his Planning Time - the time when he ran over what needed to be done at the WildKat, and ideas for the Awesomeness Committee, as well as who he needed to get in touch with. but as Barney got around to that last leg of things, he realized that ... well, he pretty much needed to get in touch with everyone. he'd spent a ridiculous amount of time stuck in a bourbon-fueled haze, barring the time he'd had the chicken wing smorgasbord in the lobby. and even that had involved not quite as much awesomeness as he would have liked. and why? what was holding him back from being himself? well, it wasn't just one thing. there had been the nonsense on Friday the 13th that had made him flip out. the drama with Ted and Vivian. getting stuck in a room with Rin. the drama with Ted and the Space Lobsters. and now, this princess crap, which ... yet again, somehow, tied in to drama with Ted. for someone Barney didn't remember or know, Ted had woven his way underneath everything in a constant tapestry of ... un-awesome. he was always neurotic about something or other, and in that moment, Barney was determined to go up to Ted's door, pound on it, and tell the guy to man up or shut up - get a girlfriend, get a job, get something other than issues - because it was really starting to put a cramp in his style.

so march up to the door he does, and raises a fist to pound on it -- and finds there's no nameplate.

gone.

he's ... really, honestly not sure how to feel about this.]


Well, that was easy.

[cracking open his journal, he makes his way back down to the lobby and parks himself on Faye's Couch, nonchalantly]

So, hey, in case anyone else needs to know ... Ted Mosby's gone.
midhitgrope: (bestbuds)

[personal profile] midhitgrope 2012-05-09 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Someone's walking from the kitchen with bags full of food, whistling slightly.

Oh, hey, it's that dude. The one with the maths. Just going to wander on over.]

Hey. Barney, right?
onlyanapple: (Headtilt)

Dictated forever

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2012-05-09 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? Because if there was anyone in this place that was a perfect target for a serial killer, well...
onlyanapple: (Bench)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2012-05-09 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
My own, thank Someone. That was really starting to piss me off.

[After a moment] Looks like you and me are in the same boat, then. Singled out by a psychotic castle, the only ones from our respective worlds.
midget: (Death by Embarassment)

dictated

[personal profile] midget 2012-05-09 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there goes one source of entertainment.
triela: (Sigh)

[personal profile] triela 2012-05-09 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry to hear that, Barney.
psych0p0mps: wide-eyed surprise (♈ madness takes its toll)

dictated

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-10 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Aradia has to stare at the entry for a while to be sure she's reading that correctly. Ted? Gone...? At least say something like, "he's gone fishing," or "he's wandered off," or "has anyone seen him." Say something to clear it up, that it doesn't mean what it sounds like.

When her voice does come over the journal, it's quiet and hesitant.]


... Gone where?
wilder: (secondhand embarrasement)

Dictated

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[That's the dude that freaked out easily over dragons wasn't it? He remembers him]

Huh. Sorry to hear that.
foolreversed: (U N S U R E)

Dictated

[personal profile] foolreversed 2012-05-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... shame. He was kind of cool.
formersocialite: (serious)

Barney

[personal profile] formersocialite 2012-05-10 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so sorry, Barney.
kungfuwitch: (It can't ever be easy)

[personal profile] kungfuwitch 2012-05-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Knowing better than to ask Barney to talk about Feelings, Phoebe's going to have the ghosts bring him a care package of alcohol and a bag of caisos with a note "I'm always up for a rematch if you need a distraction."]
stalkershiki: (Blank)

[personal profile] stalkershiki 2012-05-11 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
...

...

...

He's... gone?
wilder: (cheee- no.)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-11 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's usually the case, isn't it?

Well, most of the time.
wilder: (what is this I don't even)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-11 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well- yeah. Besides those guys.

The stars have wars? [Vat]

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