[Dictated]

[webbing]

Things to be thankful for? Not being sixteen and pregnant. Seventeen, technically, but if I'm being completely accurate here then I don't get to make horrible tv show references. I'm not sure I could live in a world in which trashy MTV shows couldn't be freely referenced.

Speaking of things completely unrelated to what I was just talking, hope all you newfound parents have gone ahead and wished up a set of child-safety-locks for all your sword and gun cabinets, or whatever it is you kids are keeping your highly dangerous weapons in these days.

Comments

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

[She's so unimpressed, Peter. Also happy you don't get a kid. God would that be a disaster.]

Those are more likely to keep the parent out than the child.

Elektra

[webbing]

[ it really... really would. ]

Well so much for that round of helpful advice.

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

You should probably stick to the topics you actually know something about.

Peter Parker

[webbing]

So basically you want me to never talk again?

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

Yes, but I always want that.

Peter Parker

[webbing]

Ouch. That's a little harsh for some bad baby advice.

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

I can't go easy on you just because I'm a mother for the week. [Actually it's exactly why she's being extra hard on him. She's incredibly happy right now.]

Elektra... I'm so good at subject lines

[webbing]

Trust me, I didn't expect it for a minute.

Peter Parker; the best really

[likethetragedy]

You are catching on.

Elektra; sobbing forever

[webbing]

I can be taught. On occasion.

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

I'll be sure to remember that. [Aka she's going to get you. Wait to those babies are gone, Peter.]

Elektra

[webbing]

You know, I think I might be happier if you actually forgot it.

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

Really? I guess it's a shame I won't.

Elektra

[webbing]

Is there any chance I could talk you out of remembering?

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

You're welcome to try.

Elektra

[webbing]

Do bribes work on you? I've never actually tried bribing you before.

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

I don't know. No one has ever had something I wanted.

Elektra

[webbing]

And what kind of things do you want?

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

I can't tell you that. It'd be too easy.

Elektra

[webbing]

I'm fine with easy.

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

I'm not. You need to be challenged.

Elektra

[webbing]

Are you serious? You want to challenge me to find a way to bribe you?

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

Yes.

Elektra

[webbing]

Is there a time limit on this?

Peter Parker

[likethetragedy]

No.

Elektra

[webbing]

That'll definitely help.