twenty-two detention slips

[delincuente]

Dude, second year in a row that I've gotten out of the whole surprise parent thing. Looks like even the castle knows I'd make a freaking terrible mom.

[Baby-free Alex is just sitting by the indoor pool, with her toes dipped in the water and a virgin daiquiri in one hand, listening to other residents waking up to babies. It's all very entertaining to her.]

This is, like, totally better than reality TV.