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Clove ([personal profile] prettyknives) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-05-29 05:23 pm
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[knowing she won't get any straight answers by speaking, Clove decides to write instead. No one knows her handwriting so even those warned about her may answer]

I was wondering what people can tell me about the Danger Room. I found it when I was exploring but it was locked. What's in there?
ruined_jaw: (Default)

Dictated

[personal profile] ruined_jaw 2012-05-29 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a training facility. Only people allowed in are folks with superhuman abilities, or those trusted by them.
ruined_jaw: (open up)

[personal profile] ruined_jaw 2012-05-29 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Because the type of training it offers is more than humans can handle. The Danger Room's something that comes from my world, and is designed specifically to do it's damnedest to kill you as efficiently as possible. Even a highly trained human working at olympic-level can be overwhelmed in just a few minutes. It's no place for someone without superhuman abilites.
ruined_jaw: (annoyed)

[personal profile] ruined_jaw 2012-05-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi, don't get pissy with me, luv. I didn't install the locks, nor do I enforce them. If you think you're tough enough to handle it, I'll let ya into the Danger Room myself. All I ask is that you watch me train, first, so you can see what it's capable of. I could use the exercise.
ruined_jaw: (peacekeeper)

[personal profile] ruined_jaw 2012-05-29 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. I've been training in the Danger Room on and off since I was 19, so I know what it's capable of. I'm in no danger unless I choose to put myself there. Same can't be said of someone who's never used it before. Simple as that. If you prove that you can handle yourself, I'll get ya a key.

By the by, my name's Jonothan Starsmore. You?
ruined_jaw: (teaching)

[personal profile] ruined_jaw 2012-05-29 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. As I said, I'm not the one in charge of the thing, I'm just one of the people who uses it. Only reason I'm making you watch me first, is because I'm assuming you're human. Most of the others with access would probably deny you entry on that principle alone, but I know how tough normal humans can be when push comes to shove. If you think you're up to it after you see what the Danger Room is capable of, you're welcome to give it a try. Most people don't bother with the place at all, so it doesn't come up that often.
ruined_jaw: (so cold inside)

[personal profile] ruined_jaw 2012-05-29 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair point, but you have to remember that the Danger Room was designed with a specific purpose in mind. Wiser people than I put it under lock and key to prevent people from getting themselves hurt needlessly.

Oh I dunno, there's plenty of room in and around the castle. People can wish for what they need for the most part, and set things up to their liking. It's just that most don't take the initiative to do so. The shooting range is available too, if that's your thing.
ruined_jaw: (the look)

[personal profile] ruined_jaw 2012-05-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Clark's the first one that springs to mind. Clark Kent. He's one of the people who gives out keys.

Fair point. Only so much shooting at targets'll get you.
noblefive: (armouredsurprise)

[personal profile] noblefive 2012-05-30 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Bit young to be asking about stuff like that, aren't you?
noblefive: (shadow)

Same

[personal profile] noblefive 2012-05-30 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. It's an educated guess on your handwriting.
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Dictated

[personal profile] squirrelhunter 2012-05-30 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Based on the name, I'd say it's fuckin' dangerous.

[Lazy Redneck drawl, Clove. Enjoy.]
noblefive: (lookdown)

[personal profile] noblefive 2012-05-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a place for kids. You already know it's dangerous for regular humans.

[He pays attention]
squirrelhunter: (saywha)

[personal profile] squirrelhunter 2012-05-30 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Y'don't fuckin' say. Considerin' I'm lyin' here with a fuckin' sprained ankle, it completely slipped my damn mind.
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[personal profile] noblefive 2012-05-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Because there are many things beyond human comprehension and limits. That room is one of them. Not so much comprehension, but we do try to actively prevent death and serious injury. The Danger Room will likely kill you if you don't watch yourself.

And there's no reason for pointless deaths.

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