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The Personal Blog of Dr. John H. Watson

Adventures in Parenting

If anyone doesn't hear from me after this, it is because my flatmate has does something drastic. Like stolen my laptop and journal and found some elaborate place to hide them in. Or destroyed them all together. Or he is plotting my horrible demise. I can't say for sure.

So I'm going to type this as quickly as I can, hopefully I'll manage to get a head start on him.

I could be wrong, he might not care but it doesn't hurt to cover my bases.

Alright. Here goes.

Sherlock makes a decent parent. Really, he does. Maybe not the best parent there ever was, but he's certainly better than the entirety of Scotland Yard thought it might be. And honestly? All that stuff with the kids made me glad I managed to get off easy--Well that is a bit of a lie. I didn't really get off easy. Still had to help take care of the kid. She wasn't that bad. Harry always said I'd make a great uncle, I guess she was right. I may have done a bit of spoiling. Not much. Just a bit.

Right. I'm going to go hide my laptop before something bad happens to it. Just in case.

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[ And the journal is opened to an amused and pleased John: ] Feels good to be blogging, even if it isn't about cases.

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You're stuck in a magical, kidnapping castle...

And you blog.

Really?

[Her first visit to CastleNet and she gets to read abut kids. Great. She's still trying to forget the experience and the memories its dredged up.]

You got a typo in there. You called Harry a she.

[pretty much IMMEDIATELY after this goes up:]

Really, John? Not a single better thing for you to be writing about?

[HOW DARE YOU HE HAS A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD OMG.........]

[And, because Crowley is bored, and because John is one of his favourite mortals to play with, he's going to hack into John's blog.

Now, there is a wonderful soundtrack to it.

You guys are SO welcome]

[ OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY? ]

Crowley!

Oh, hello John. Look. I fixed your blog for you.

Yes, thanks for that. [ He says so sarcastically as he tries to remove the music. ]

Well, I'm not going to write about the fight I had with the toaster.

[ OH LOOK HOW MUCH HE CARES. ]

[Have a very thoughtful and meaningful comment left on the blog entry:]

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[And while he's doing that, Crowley will add something else....

Something special]

And now I've made it even better.

[ sdfkjhjkgfhjkdsfsdfdhjfds ]

Crowley stop.

What? Don't you want your blog to look fabulous?

If that is your definition of fabulous? No.

What? Are the hearts too much?

Just a bit.

[ That was the most meaningful, deep, and thoughtful comment he has ever received in his life. So deep and all that he simply cannot bring himself to reply to it. Instead he's just going to stare in awe. ]